Craig Hill
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Oracle of DelphiWhitney Houston Files For Divorce
September 14th 2006 03:21
What was that? Can you hear it? Listen…
It’s the sound of people everywhere breathing a 14-year sigh of relief. The tumultuous marriage between Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown will soon be over.
When they wed in 1992, everyone knew it would be a disaster, but no one ever thought it would last this long. Afterall, she was the beautiful, best-selling r&b/pop artist who touched our hearts with songs like I Will Always Love You and The Greatest Love of All. She made us cry in The Bodyguard and made us soar in Waiting To Exhale. She constantly stunned us with her elegance and beauty – hell, even Osama Bin Laden thinks she’s hot.
And Bobby? Well, he was the rough guy who was always getting into legal trouble. In 1995, he was arrested for biting off someone’s ear at DisneyWorld. The same year, he was charged with beating up a hotel security guard. In 1996, he smashed Whitney’s Porsche and was charged with drunk driving after being 2 times over the legal blood alcohol level. In 1997, the media accused him of domestic violence. In 1998, he was arrested for sexual assault in Beverly Hills. And in the last few years, he’s been busted for cocaine and marijuana possession on several occasions.
But don’t get too excited just yet. According to Bobby’s lawyers, it’s presently just a legal separation, so there may be some chance of reconciliation.
And to that I say – Whitney, get out now girl. You think you Almost Had It All? No, dear, no. Don’t Save All Your Love For Him, it’s not The Greatest Love Of All, it’s just So Emotional, he’s not All The Man That You Need and if you’re wondering Where Do Broken Hearts Go, try the Heartbreak Hotel. Maybe you’ll get to Dance With Somebody Who Loves You. Shoop Shoop.
It’s the sound of people everywhere breathing a 14-year sigh of relief. The tumultuous marriage between Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown will soon be over.
When they wed in 1992, everyone knew it would be a disaster, but no one ever thought it would last this long. Afterall, she was the beautiful, best-selling r&b/pop artist who touched our hearts with songs like I Will Always Love You and The Greatest Love of All. She made us cry in The Bodyguard and made us soar in Waiting To Exhale. She constantly stunned us with her elegance and beauty – hell, even Osama Bin Laden thinks she’s hot.
And Bobby? Well, he was the rough guy who was always getting into legal trouble. In 1995, he was arrested for biting off someone’s ear at DisneyWorld. The same year, he was charged with beating up a hotel security guard. In 1996, he smashed Whitney’s Porsche and was charged with drunk driving after being 2 times over the legal blood alcohol level. In 1997, the media accused him of domestic violence. In 1998, he was arrested for sexual assault in Beverly Hills. And in the last few years, he’s been busted for cocaine and marijuana possession on several occasions.
But don’t get too excited just yet. According to Bobby’s lawyers, it’s presently just a legal separation, so there may be some chance of reconciliation.
And to that I say – Whitney, get out now girl. You think you Almost Had It All? No, dear, no. Don’t Save All Your Love For Him, it’s not The Greatest Love Of All, it’s just So Emotional, he’s not All The Man That You Need and if you’re wondering Where Do Broken Hearts Go, try the Heartbreak Hotel. Maybe you’ll get to Dance With Somebody Who Loves You. Shoop Shoop.
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