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WANTED: Thief With Fake Breasts

October 5th 2006 11:44
Photo by Dave, www.morguefile.com

There are criminals on the loose in Cologne, Germany and it seems the only way they can be identified is by their breasts. Yes. Breasts Fake ones, to be more precise.



You see, a German plastic surgeon who performed breast augmentation mammaplasties on several women was jipped of 8000 Euros, approx AU $14,000. After the 1-hour procedures, his patients took their new boobies and ran. No payment. Nada.


And now they are wanted for theft.

There are posters pinned up in police stations throughout Cologne and photos published in local newspapers which identify the guilty parties. But unlike the “Wanted” poster you may be imagining in your head right now, (a beefy neanderthal with a dirty mo and an even dirtier tatt perhaps?) these posters are rather, let’s say, different.

They involve a succession of images displaying naked breasts. These photos were taken by the plastic surgeon pre-op and immediately post-op.

And no, it’s not just a ploy by the Germans to display more nudity in the media. The women who consented to the procedures all used fake names and fake details so they cannot be traced!

Except of course, by their lovely new implants...

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Comment by Homer Joyce

October 5th 2006 19:56
LB,

After reading your article, I have decided to change two things in my life: my career path and country of residence. I am moving to Germany to become a private investigator.

HJ

Comment by Legally Brunette

October 6th 2006 00:22
haha, and I'm sure there will be lots of men following in your footsteps!

Comment by Ahmed

October 6th 2006 08:35
Gah, now they'll never be ably to use them for the desired purpouses...

Comment by Cathy

October 6th 2006 14:18
He,he,he....I love it!

Please visit me when you get the chance.

Fakes, Frauds and Fools

Comment by Lilla

October 10th 2006 06:32
Hi LB

How do the police know which cup sizes they are looking for. Do they have a special template - like Cinderella's glass slipper, which they can slip on to check if it's the right boob or not, perhaps? The mind boggles.
Lilla

Comment by Legally Brunette

October 10th 2006 13:49
Hi Lilla,

Thanks for your comment. I'm not too sure about the mechanics of this one but I like your glass slipper idea. I think you'd make a great crime solver....


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