Craig Hill
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Oracle of DelphiUPDATE: The Judge Accused Of Wanking In Court
August 23rd 2006 05:14
For those of you who are loyal readers, you may remember an article I wrote earlier this year about a retired Oklahoma Judge by the name of Donald Thompson. I was overwhelmed with emails and comments relating to that post, (with special mention going to Bunbury who really amazed me with her in depth knowledge of penis pumps) so I thought it only appropriate to give you all an update.
But first, let’s refresh our memories…
In June 2006, Judge Thompson was accused of the following misdemeanors:
1. Storing pornography on his computer in chambers.
2. Possessing and using a “penis pump” in court.
3. Shaving his scrotum whilst on the bench; and
4. Wanking.
At the time, these were nothing more than accusations and living in a society where you are presumed innocent until proven guilty, I was forced to remind myself that Thompson hadn’t necessarily done any of these things. In fact, I was rather torn, unable to decide whether or not this was a laughing matter. Click HERE for the full story.
But last month, Thompson was convicted on four counts of indecent exposure and today he was sentenced to four years in prison and whacked with a US $40,000 fine.
So now I’m going to let loose.
What the HELL did this guy think he was doing? Over the 23 years he has been serving as a prominent, valued member of the legal system, how many times did he sentence someone without focusing his full attention? How many people have suffered as a result of his actions? How many other times as he done this? How many other Donald Thompson’s are there, not just in the judiciary but in all positions of power and respect? Was the shaving of his scrotum such an immediate need, such a pressing concern that he had to pull out a shaver then and there and shave away? How can ANYONE, especially a high profile, exemplary member of society, think its ok to bring sex toys to work and then jerk-off in a public place, in the public view?
What a wanker.
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TonyK, I went through that too. I think I'm just appalled now. It was funnier before he had been convicted because the whole concept was so bizarre, it seemed impossible for him to have actually done it. But now that he's been sentenced and everything, makes me realise how sick it is..
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that's extremely covert masturbation. imagine if he nicked himself while shaving, he'd have to sentence through the pain...
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I would be appealing if i had been sentenced by this dude!
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