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The Lawyer Genie

October 4th 2006 03:23
A man was walking along the street when he found a bottle. He rubbed it several times and a genie appeared.

I Dream of Jeannie Lane, in Coco Beach Florida


Master, the genie said, Thank you for letting me out of my thousand year prison. For this, I will grant you three wishes. The catch is, that I am a Lawyer Genie, so for every wish that you make lawyers will get twice what you get.


The man thought about this for a minute or two.

For my first wish, I would like ten million tax-free dollars.

Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured him that $10,000,000 had been deposited. And now every lawyer has just received $20,000,000, the genie said.

The man made his second wish.

I would love a big 50 room mansion to live in with my wife and children.

Instantly, the man was shown his 50 room mansion. And now every lawyer has just received two 50 room mansions, said the genie. You are down to your last wish. Use it wisely.

Well, okay. The man said as he paused for a moment. Yes! I've got it!, the man said.

What? said the genie.

Scare me half to death.


*the image used in this post is licensed under the GNU Free Documentation License v1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation with no invariant sections, no front cover texts and no back cover texts.


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