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Oracle of DelphiThe Judge Accused of Wanking In Court
June 19th 2006 02:22
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Retired Judge, Donald Thompson, will be on trial in Oklahoma very soon for allegedly exposing and pleasuring himself whilst presiding over a matter in court. His court reporter, Lisa Foster who has been employed by Thompson for 18 years, testified in a preliminary hearing that she not only saw him using a “penis pump” on four separate occasions in 2002 and 2003 but also alleges that she saw him shave his scrotum in court! Thompson is further accused of using state computers to view pornographic images.
I honestly do not know whether to laugh or cry.
Why laugh?
1.Because I know that being in court is boring, but not THAT boring.
2.Because I don’t actually know what a penis pump is, but it sounds funny.
3.Because it really would’ve hurt if that shaver accidentally slipped.
Why cry?
1 Because we put our faith in judges to give their full attention to matters so they make informed decisions about the rights and liberties of our people.
2. Because we put our faith in judges to send the baddies to jail and the good guys home and generally maintain an orderly society.
3.Because I wonder how many other judges out there do not give their full attention to legal proceedings.
4.Because maybe he’s innocent, and if he is, he will forever have to live with the disgrace and humiliation of this case.
What do YOU think?
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Comment by Bunbury
I don't even know how he could have managed to sneak one of those things in, they don't exactly fold neatly into your pocket.
I agree with you there, it's insanely hilarious and utterly disturbing at the same time. But apparently alot of people just jack off at work while looking completely serious at the same time, the just comes in the waste paper basket. There was even an article written somewhere that if you hole your legs out at a certain angle while you do it, you get the optimal muscle exercise.
I realise I've written an enormous comment solely on jacking off. But I promise I'm not a sicko.
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Comment by Legally Brunette
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I gotta say Trina, I'm TOTALLY surprised that these things happen. I really had no idea. Don't people just work when they're at work? Isn't that the deal?
There's obviously a lot about the world that i'm still learning...
Comment by Trina
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Ahhh well most guys have sex on their brain 95% of the time (just a random percentage I pulled out of my head) and will do it just about anywhere they think no one's watching (and some don't care if there are onlookers). Take Cibby's "Library Wanker" post for example.
Comment by Legally Brunette
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Someone just emailed me asking if it ever occured to me that by doing that he could probably then focus BETTER on the case, with a fresh, clear mind.
Um. No. That didn't occur to me.
Trina, I think you are right about the 95% of brain energy focusing on that one topic. I mean, you would never see a female judge doing that, would you ?
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Comment by Bunbury
Haha Judge Judy! That's hilarious Trina! Now I know why her lips are so tightly pursed during the trials, she's got to get the pressure right!
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If they turn out to be true, I can't imagine how he would have managed to get away with shaving himself right there in open court. I don't know, maybe it's just a party trick he learnt along the way...
Can I also just say that I think its reeeeally interesting that only girls have commented on this post. Have the guys gone silent for any particular reason??
Comment by Cibbuano
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Yes, we (guys) think about sex all the time. That's why most of the sick perversions in the world are from men.
Yes, the judge is fucked up. I don't care that he wants to use a Bunbury pump or shave his scrotum, but the fact that he does it in public, while acting as a representive of the judicial system shows his total disregard for the justice system. Plus, he must be insane in the brain.
Imagine you were in court on a serious charge, and the judge was doing that? How could you feel that the proceedings were fair?
Comment by Legally Brunette
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Yeah, it's a pretty outrageous case. It will be very interesting to see whether or not he gets convicted and if so, what the consequences of his conviction will be. I'll make sure I follow up on this one.
And you are totally right Cibbo, the proceedings wouldn't be fair under such circumstances. In fact, by doing something like that in court, you'd be making a joke of the entire legal system.
Comment by Bunbury
I'm sorry but guys don't need a pump when Bunbury is there.
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Comment by Adrian
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I think I'd prefer wanking judge to sleepy or drinky judge. At least the bastard is conscious, even if there are questions over whether he's paying attention. Plus, sex is meant to stimulate blood flow to one's right hemisphere. So it might even aid the judicial process.
Re the wanking judge, one juicy detail I think I read elsewhere is that semen traces were found behind the bench and on his Honour's robes.