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28-year-old Jennifer Strange wanted to win a Nintendo Wii for her three children. So she entered the KDND 107.9 radio competition called "Hold Your Wee For A Wii".

Just as it sounds, the point of the competition was to drink loads of water and then whoever could hold on to their wee for the longest would win a Wii.

After competing in the Wii competition, Ms Strange finished up her day at work and returned home complaining of a headache. She was found dead later that day.

In a preliminary investigation, the Coroner has indicated that Ms Strange's death was due to water intoxication.


So who is to blame?

One competitor has issued a statement saying that all contestants were warned of the health risks by the radio station and were advised not to put their health in danger.

I suppose no one ever thinks that drinking too much water could be dangerous, but clearly it is. Remember Leah Betts who died in the early 90's after consuming 7 litres of water in order to rehydrate herself following the effects of an ecstasy tablet?
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A Stupid Thief

November 16th 2006 09:49
There are thieves and there are stupid thieves. And a certain TV-stealing thief from the South of France (who shall remain nameless) definitely fits into the latter category.

You see, the daring Frenchman broke into and swiped a pensioner’s home in the village of Mussidan, stealing a TV set and several rifles.

Whilst the pensioner attended the police station to report the theft, it seems le monsieur returned to the scene of the crime because he had forgotten to steal the remote control the first time he was there. The problem being the police were already on their way!


Remote Control
photo by chelle from www.morguefile.com


So he got caught red-handed. The local police have even dubbed the guy “stupid”, an endearing term of course.

In Mr Stupid's defence, I must say, what use is a TV without a remote control anyway?
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The Spa Bandit

October 24th 2006 07:42
The people of Wisconsin are on the lookout for a person they’ve dubbed “The Spa Bandit”.

He’s everything you would expect a bandit to be – sneaky, clever and always one step ahead.

The Spa Bandit, who last used the alias “Scott Kendry”, is said to be a smooth-talking businessman. He has been booking himself into luxurious salons and spas throughout Wisconsin, having about AU$800 worth of work done, then dodging the bill. It’s genius really.

Chest, photo by clarita
www.morguefile.com
The guy gets a back wax, a chest wax, an eye-brow shaping, a massage and even a Brazilian. He also books in for a manicure and pedicure, but when it’s time for these treatments, he pretends he needs to go to his car to get something. He even tells the pedicurist to start the water running so they can start as soon as he returns - but he never does!

His last visit was to Azana Salon and Spa in Brookfield but 5 other spa owners in the area have made similar complaints. How do they know it’s the same person? Because all those who spoke to him found out that his favourite treatments are the butt massages and the bikini waxes!

Although no arrests have been made, there is video surveillance footage of the young, well-groomed male which could soon lead to his identification. Local police are currently investigating the matter.
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Granny Arrested

October 9th 2006 23:23
Ida and Emily, photo by click
www.morguefile.com


A grandma from Derbyshire, England was recently arrested after her neighbours called the cops on her. And for what?
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WANTED: Thief With Fake Breasts

October 5th 2006 11:44
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Big Brother - The Answer To Street Crime?

September 20th 2006 08:27
Vandals, trespassers, litter bugs, public drunkards and all those who are thinking about mugging a little old lady – think again. There’s a new man in town and he’s making sure that anyone misbehaving on his streets is dealt with accordingly.

The locals have affectionately named him Big Brother. He’s the voice behind seven closed-circuit television cameras installed on the streets of Middlesbrough, England and linked to the local police station. Not only is he watching 24 hours a day, but also if he sees anyone getting up to no good, he’ll tell them off!

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Puppy Gets Restraining Order

September 5th 2006 06:23
Restraining Orders are court orders that prevent one party from carrying on a particular activity. If that party fails to comply, he or she may face a number of legal consequences such as prison time and fine payments.

We often hear about A-listers getting restraining orders against stalkers and survivors of domestic violence obtaining protection from their abusive partners. But did you know that animals may be granted restraining orders too?

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The Underwear Thief

September 4th 2006 11:33
photograph by xenia, www.morguefile.com



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Tombstone, photograph by imagina
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A number of strippers were arrested last week after Chinese authorities discovered them performing at funerals. Sound a little strange


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Judge, public domain image


For those of you who are loyal readers, you may remember an article I wrote earlier this year about a retired Oklahoma Judge by the name of Donald Thompson. I was overwhelmed with emails and comments relating to that post, (with special mention going to Bunbury who really amazed me with her in depth knowledge of penis pumps) so I thought it only appropriate to give you all an update.
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The Cleavage Ban

August 11th 2006 08:25
Photograph by Xenia
www.morguefile.com


There is a new dress code in Arlington, Texas and boys, you are not going to like it.
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Lips, by Clarita
www.morguefile.com


Just when you thought you'd heard enough about the silicone and the collagen and were breathing a sigh of relief that all the pageant news was over for the year, out comes a new scandal so juicy, I had to write about it.
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The McDonald's Mc-Battle

August 7th 2006 09:27
Photograph by click
www.morguefile.com


I often crave a cheeseburger from McDonald’s. I think it’s the pickle that does it for me. That one kinda sweet, kinda salty, kinda sour ingredient that fuses so well with the mustard and the ketchup and the 100% Australian all-beef patty.
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The Naughty Girl Scout

August 3rd 2006 10:00
Cookiesandjar, by Holder
from www.morguefile.com


Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to look past the friendly smiles, the bouncy pig tails and the offer of chocolate chip cookies because these physical manifestations of wholesomeness and purity may not be so wonderful after all...
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