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Puffy, Puff Daddy, P Diddy, Diddy - Now What?

September 12th 2006 04:25
Sean John Combs will no longer be known as Diddy in Britain. A London-based record producer who also goes by the same name has filed a lawsuit against the American rapper, producer and tycoon for unfair competition saying that Combs’ use of the name has caused confusion in the country.

It seems that Richard Dearlove has established himself as Diddy throughout Great Britain for some time now. When Combs started using the moniker last year, people assumed a connection between the British and American Diddys. In fact, things started getting a little suspicious when British Diddy started receiving hundreds of daily emails from Puerto Rican girls requesting they appear in his music videos.


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But Combs has settled the matter out of court, not only agreeing to drop the nickname, but also agreeing to pay British Diddy’s legal costs and damages. Fair enough, the dude does have an estimated US $250 million estate.

So, the whole thing got me thiniking. What other names could the artist formerly known as Diddy use?

My suggestion? Well, I never got over calling him Puff Daddy purely because I think it sounds sooooooo much better than calling him Diddy.

The former really sounds like someone who could be the President of the Bad Boy Records empire, the head of the Sean John clothing line and the never-ending chain of restaurants. It sounds like someone who is so powerful that he’s justified in wearing a white suit and heaps of bling 24 hours a day.


And the latter? Well, he just sounds like a pansy. As a 6-year-old friend of mine once said, Diddy sounds like a cross between a piddle and a doodoo…

Got any suggestions?
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Comment by jon

September 12th 2006 06:06

Comment by Lucy Lucy

September 12th 2006 08:28
How about Diddy Puff. Get it?

Comment by Dean

September 12th 2006 13:42
I always thought he changed his name from Puff Daddy to P Diddy, and not simply Diddy

Comment by charles

September 12th 2006 14:00
Like Dean, I thought he was 'P Diddy', rather than just 'Diddy'.

Given the amount of 'bling' he wears, he might as well call himself 'Bling Daddy'.


Charles.

Comment by Cibbuano

September 13th 2006 00:33

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Comment by Legally Brunette

September 13th 2006 03:26
Dean, he started calling himself Diddy last year sometime. I don't think he publicised it as much as he publicised the Puff Daddy - P.Diddy transformation. I think he just wanted it to slowly sink in with the public. (well, that's what it said in the newspaper...)

Cibbo, I think yours is my favourite!

Comment by Cibbuano

September 13th 2006 03:33
The whole hip hop naming thing sometimes borders on ridiculous. Though I loved Big Baby Jesus...


Comment by Legally Brunette

September 13th 2006 03:38
My favourite right now is Chamillionaire. For aages I been caling him Cha-(as in Cha Cha)-Millionaire until my little cousin hung her head in shame and told me how uncool I was for getting it wrong...

Comment by Ragin Cajun

September 14th 2006 03:38
How about sticking to just "John"? These rappers, they've got egos so big, they want people to call them by names they gave themselves. When I was in elementary school, it used to be your classmates gave you nicknames and it stuck. How fun would it be if there were rappers named "Poopy Pants" or "Mama's Boy"? Of course, they could change the spelling to give it some street cred - "Momma's Boi".

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