Craig Hill
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Oracle of DelphiPorn Star Runs For Governor, Again
August 22nd 2006 08:54
The Governor of California is a powerful role. It is the highest executive position in the state government and involves a great deal of responsibility mostly relating to state budget and state laws. Legislation can be vetoed, pardons can be granted and sentences can be altered. It is clearly a role reserved for the dedicated and the diligent.
Elections will be held in November this year and although Arnold Schwarzenegger and Phil Angelides are the favourites, porn star Mary Carey is convinced that 2006 is her year.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, the star of Boobsville Sorority Girls and Totally Busted is campaigning for Governor and it’s not the first time.
During the 2003 California recall election, independent candidate Mary Carey was placed 10th out of more than 100 others. Don’t look so shocked, she had some fantastic plans for the state you know…
Who else would make lap dances tax deductible, or start up a “Porn for Pistols” program to reduce the number of weapons in the state? Who else would think of wiring the Californian Governor’s mansion with live web-cams and taxing breast implants to discourage surgery?
Don’t be fooled by the busty winner of the 2005 WorldNetDaily.com Bimbo of The Year Award. She’s got it all worked out.
When asked how things would be different in this year’s elections, the 26-year-old replied, I’m more serious now….I’ve got brown in my hair because brunettes are taken more seriously.
When asked whether she would put her movie career on hold like Mr Schwarzenegger whilst serving as Governor, she replied, my movies only take a day or two to shoot, so I can probably do them on weekends.
And what convinced me most that Ms Carey is indeed a true leader, in touch with her people and inspirational on a scale never before seen, was her simple but powerful slogan- Finally, a politician you want to be screwed by.
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*the image used in this post is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.5 License. The original picture is from lukeisback.com
Elections will be held in November this year and although Arnold Schwarzenegger and Phil Angelides are the favourites, porn star Mary Carey is convinced that 2006 is her year.
Porn Star Mary Carey at the 2005 StripDown Magazine Party*
Yes ladies and gentlemen, the star of Boobsville Sorority Girls and Totally Busted is campaigning for Governor and it’s not the first time.
During the 2003 California recall election, independent candidate Mary Carey was placed 10th out of more than 100 others. Don’t look so shocked, she had some fantastic plans for the state you know…
Who else would make lap dances tax deductible, or start up a “Porn for Pistols” program to reduce the number of weapons in the state? Who else would think of wiring the Californian Governor’s mansion with live web-cams and taxing breast implants to discourage surgery?
Don’t be fooled by the busty winner of the 2005 WorldNetDaily.com Bimbo of The Year Award. She’s got it all worked out.
When asked how things would be different in this year’s elections, the 26-year-old replied, I’m more serious now….I’ve got brown in my hair because brunettes are taken more seriously.
When asked whether she would put her movie career on hold like Mr Schwarzenegger whilst serving as Governor, she replied, my movies only take a day or two to shoot, so I can probably do them on weekends.
And what convinced me most that Ms Carey is indeed a true leader, in touch with her people and inspirational on a scale never before seen, was her simple but powerful slogan- Finally, a politician you want to be screwed by.
*******
*the image used in this post is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.5 License. The original picture is from lukeisback.com
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Adrian, it's funny that you say that. Ms Carey made a statement about that at her press conference and said something along the lines of, at least her movies were about love and not violence...
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