Craig HillParis Hilton Arrested
September 8th 2006 06:19
Paris Hilton at a press conference for GoYellow.de in Munich, 2005*
Paris Hilton was recently arrested after LA cops spotted her driving erratically on the roads. She failed the sobriety test at the time which showed a blood alcohol reading of 0.08.
Under California Law, those convicted of driving under the influence of alcohol face a maximum penalty of 6 months in prison and a US$1,000 fine for a first offence. However, seeing as the socialite’s blood alcohol reading was at the minimum level required for arrest, she is more likely to face a few months probation, a suspended license and ordered to enter into an alcohol treatment program or community service.
Just hours after her release, Paris Hilton defended her actions during a radio interview with Ryan Seacrest saying she hadn’t eaten all day, had just one margarita and may have been speeding a little on her way to get food. She said she believed the whole thing had been blown out of proportion and that “it was nothing.”
Oh but sweetheart, yes it was. Don’t you realise that one margarita is all it takes to intoxicate light-weight bodies? Don’t you understand that you were not only putting yourself at risk but also others who were on the road at the same time as you? Don’t you see that even if it was a short trip to In-and-Out Burger, serious accidents can happen in a split second, no matter where you are?
Poor thing, I shouldn’t lecture. Maybe you just don’t understand because you have done so many other things that you should have been arrested for but got away with, like seeping through the media for doing absolutely nothing. Like calling yourself a singer and oh my goodness, an AUTHOR? Like comparing yourself to inspirational female leaders such as Princess Diana. Like pretending that your sex tape was embarrassing when you authorised it and released it just before the Simple Life premier. Like raising a generation of girls who wear nothing and demand everything!
*Sigh* What on earth did we hear about before Paris Hilton was around? Does ANYONE remember?
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*the image used in this post was taken by Peter Schafermeier of Universal Photo. Permission is granted to copy, distribute and/or modify this document under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts.
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Well said Legally Brunette.........I'd pay to hear that lecture!
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I also heard that she was actually seen before being arrested, going into a convenience store with some guy - manager or something or other, and did she grab some food there and then, the poor famished waif......Noooooo, of course not. A pack of cigarettes at the time were much more to her liking, and much more edible to boot.
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In that book of hers she (or more correctly, the person who actually wrote the book) said some really silly things...
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The risk of being Paris Hilon and going to McDonald's is this: there's going to be a bunch of guys out there who think it's pretty funny to do spit into your burger, or do more unmentionable things to it.
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like internet, mobile phones, atms, etc ... one almost can't remember the social pages before paris hilton. in some excreble and inexplicable twist of fate, she has become not only one of the most photographed women on the planet, but also is considered a kind of fashion/socialite darling ... although the most intriguing thing is how for every person who admire praises and her, there is someone who loathes and disses her ...
it appalls and distresses me greatly knowing just how much she supposedly earns a year ... and that's not even including her inheritence!
why can't paris hilton get mortally barbed by a stingray, or get wrapped around a tree after driving too fast (albeit while under the influence) ...??
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Half right. She was only after the pickle in the burger!
Charles.
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