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New Australian Domain Names Sale Rules

December 26th 2008 13:59
The Australian Domain Name Administrator (auDA) recently relaxed its rules on domain name transfers by introducing a new Transfers (Change of Registrant) Policy. Significantly, the policy allows domain name registrants to transfer or "sell" their .com.au domain name licences to any other eligible person or entity by any means. So what will be the effect of this relaxation in policy? Will the market be flooded by enterprising domain name registrants seeking to trade their .com.au domain names?

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Australian Domain Names

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Misfeasance In Public Office

December 26th 2008 13:31
Claims against government for the tort of misfeasance in public office appear to be on the rise. Usually, persons affected by government actions or decision-making will seek public law remedies. For example, where a person's interests are affected by a government decision that is made in excess of authority, the person might seek to have the decision set aside by a court. Where physical or economic harm has been caused by government actions or decisions, the injured person might seek compensation under a private law tort action. For example, where a government officer has exercised powers or functions negligently, the injured person might seek damages for the injury suffered.

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Misfeance Australia


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Freedom Of Information Reforms In ACT

December 15th 2008 13:55
Australian Capital Territory (ACT) Attorney General Simon Corbell has indicated that Labor will honour the commitments made during the recent ACT election by introducing changes to the Freedom of Information Act (FOI) 1989. These changes will remove conclusive certificates, except in relation to national security considerations.

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Simon Corbell ACT Attorney General
Simon Corbell ACT Attorney General

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BLIND JUSTICE, NO WAY!!!!

July 19th 2007 00:25
The quashing of the criminal conviction against famous Australian celebrity Matthew Newton and son of legendary entertainer Bert Newton is a stark reminder that justice is not blind and that indeed the rich and famous receive lighter sentences or convictions. When walking inside a court room we want to believe that there will be no prejudices held against us such as race, gender, socio-economic status, but it can be argued that indeed justice does “peek”. Unfortunately it sometimes depends on who you are more than on what you do! The actual symbolism of justice is represented by a blind-folded woman holding a set of scales and is still used today. The ancient Greeks referred to the goddess as “Themis” while the Romans called her “Justitia” and she was usually portrayed as evenly balancing both scales and a sword and wearing a blindfold. Hence the blindfold symbolises that differences will not be looked at in a court room, and that we will all be dealt with equally. However, in numerous criminal matters last week in Country NSW similar domestic violence matters received criminal convictions. Many of the convicted do not have the funds to appeal matters to a higher court so it is difficult to have convictions quashed. According to newspaper reports the reason that Matthew Newton was able to “get off” without a record is due to his celebrity status and his counsel argued in court that this would have a devastating affect on his ability to make a living.
courtesy; www.morguefile.com
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photo by Xandert courtesy; www.morguefile.com
The arrest this week of Gold Coast Doctors Mohammed Haneef 27, and Dr Mohamed Asif Ali 26 in relation to the failed bombing attacks in London and Glasgow Airport has once again raised issues over the Anti-terrorism laws in Australia and whether or not they are too harsh. At this moment Dr Mohammed Haneef is still in custody while Dr Ali was released by the Australian Federal Police and simply told to go about his business “as usual”. But can you simply go back to the community after you have been accused of terrorism? For example it is unclear if Dr Ali can return to work. Similarly last year an Art teacher was arrested for having explosives piled up in his house which led to police sweeping in and arresting the teacher for fear that he was “planning an attack”. Many claim that the Anti terrorism laws implemented in an effort to safe guard Australia against terrorism is simply too “heavy handed” and that we should not forget the writ of Habeus Corpus. The writ of Habeas Corpus is a petition filed with a court by an imprisoned person who objects to his own imprisonment. In Brown v. Vasquez the court observed that the Supreme Court recognised the fact that the writ of habeas corpus is the fundamental instrument for safeguarding individual freedom against arbitrary and lawless state action. Lets hope that if the Doctors are not involved in the attacks that they may go back to their lives........ but it seems very unlikely.
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I AM GUILTY SAYS BUILDER

July 6th 2007 03:56
courtesy: www.freefoto.com
A licensed builder who destroyed part of a Heritage Listed house in Sydney's plush suburb of Wahroonga was ordered to pay fourteen thousand dollars by the NSW Land and Environment Court in Sydney. The builder Joe Vinci pleaded guilty to the destruction of the inside wall of the heritage listed house. Ironically it was Vinci's first job since starting his own building business and the prosecutor for Ku-ring-gai Council Mr Howard argued that Vinci should pay the maximum amount imposed for his breach of section 125 [76A] of the Environmental Planning and Assessment Act 1979. Vinci's counsel Mr Clay argued that although his client had committed a grave error when destroying the wall no major "environmental harm" had occurred during the destruction. Clay also asked Justice Pain to take numerous other factors into consideration when deciding the fine to impose such as the fact that Vinci would restore the wall and also that this was his first offence.
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The Administrative Decisions Tribunal in Sydney upheld a decision by the Commissioner of Police to refuse the granting of a security licence under section 16 of the Security Industry Act 1997. The Commissioner of Police claimed that the Caringbah man posed a risk to society due to his close association with the Rebels Motorcycle gang and his poor driving record that included driving while disqualified. Ian Mathie 43 from Caringbah spent over One thousand dollars on a security licence course because he wanted to turn his life around adding "it seems to me that you get painted with a brush and it dries, all I want is a second chance". Mr Pisani who represented the Commissioner of Police asked the tribunal to weigh up the interests of the public against the interests of the individual arguing that the public would not appreciate it if the tribunal were to grant the license to Mr Mathie. In deciding the case judicial member Ms Yvonne Grant had to decide if Mr Mathie was a so called "fit and proper person" to hold a security licence adding "the position of a security Officer is one of trust and a very important one". So as not to incriminate himself during proceedings Mr Mathie was asked to speak in confidence in relation to activities while a member of the Rebel Motorcycle gang. The licence was refused. Mr Mathie brought up a good point during proceedings stating that Colleges offering courses in Security Operations should disclose that there are strict guidelines into the issuing of licences and anyone with a past criminal record may have difficulty in obtaining a security licence.
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SOLICITOR SPENDS CLIENT'S MONEY!

June 24th 2007 13:33
The NSW Law Society has cancelled the practising certificate of a Sydney Solicitor claiming that the Solicitor misappropriated client’s money and also breached several rules under the Legal Profession Act 2004. The now barred Solicitor Ms Marilynn Ong has applied to the Administrative Decisions Tribunal in Sydney to have the decision reviewed but it is unlikely that the ex-Solicitor will be able to practise in the future and may even have her name struck off the roll. The Law Society’s representative My Boyd claimed in evidence that Ong was spending client’s money at the Casino in Star City where withdrawals of up to one thousand dollars per day were made. According to Bank records spending sprees at Parramatta’s Westfield Shopping Centre also took place. The disqualified Solicitor was forced to close her business Ong & Co in Parramatta after several clients complained of irregularities with payments after the Solicitor failed to pay them the correct proceeds of property sales. One client lost up to eight thousand dollars and had to be reimbursed by the NSW Law Society fidelity fund. During cross examination Deputy President Karpin became irritated at Ong when the disqualified Solicitor made excuses for the serious and inexcusable accounting mistakes. When it was revealed that Ong failed to disclose that she had been suspended to practice as a Solicitor in NSW to her new employer and was still working in the legal profession the hearing was adjourned so that the employer could immediately be notified. The hearing continues in July.

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Would You Drink Recycled Waste Water?

January 29th 2007 05:50
Glass of Water
photo by mconnors www.morguefile.com


Sometimes I wonder whether or not all the Aussie politicians ever get together and watch a pirated copy of a movie like Borat. It would certainly explain their sudden inclination towards drinking recycled waste water.

But that's besides the point. The point of this post is to break some good news and some bad news, so here goes.

The good news is that Morris Iemma has today denied rumours that the people of NSW will be forced to drink recyled waste water after the state elections in March if water levels drop any further.

The bad news is for the Queenslanders. Premier Peter Beattie today indicated that they'll be drinking recycled water by the end of next year due to the drought-stricken state they are in.

I must admit, I'm no expert in the field of sewerage water purification and I don't really understand how this process is really going to work but my first thoughts about drinking recycled waste water are not exactly positive.

How can something like that be good for you? Even if it is scientifically proven, science is not always fool-proof. Or am I just an ignorant citizen?

Maybe. But that just means that the government needs to spend some money on educating us about what this water recycling process involves and how water quality can be guaranteed.

I wanna know what I'm drinking and I want quality assurance. Until then, having the choice to say 'yes' or 'no', I would definitely have to decline.

What would you do?



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It is currently in pre-production, but reports say that the movie may start shooting as early as next month - It's called Wrong Girl and it's about the controversial Sydney gang rapes that took place in 2000 by brothers Bilal and Mohammed Skaf.

There are those who support the release of such a film because it makes people aware of the issue of rape and furthermore, it makes an example of those who commit the crime.

But there are also those who strongly oppose the film and I believe that their arguments carry more weight.

According to the NSW Rape Crisis Centre the film will only generate traumatic emotions amongst those who are already victims of sexual assault and violence.

NSW police spokesman Mike Gallacher has called the movie a "waste of money" and he's right. News.com.au reports that the filmmakers have already received $51,000 in state and federal funding. That's a lot of money that could be better spent, I think, on educating people at school and in the wider community about the whole issue.

I realise that not everyone may agree with me on this point, but I am of the opinion that anything that makes it to the big screen, regardless of its content, attracts a sense of glamour and I don't think that this horrific occurence should be glamourised or even worse, popularised in any way.


Would you go and see this movie?
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Celebrity Baby Names
photo by Pablo Gonzalez Vargas, www.morguefile.com



I realise that no Act of Parliament can help me out here, but when I recently heard that former X-Files star Annabeth Gish and husband Wade Allen decided to name their newborn "Cash", I realised that someone needed to start a petition or something to put a stop to these baby-naming disasters.

And if you think I'm referring to Gwyneth naming her kids "Apple" and "Moses", you're wrong. Those names are no crime against humanity. In fact, those names are quite cute in comparison to what other celebrity babies are stuck with.

I'm talking about the real-deal-Fifi-Trixibelle-type names that Bob Geldof and Paula Yates have been coming up with. I'm raging about poor Sly Stallone's kid whose middle name is "Moonblood". I'm talking about the Zappa kids being named "Dweezil", "Moonunit" and "Diva Muffin".

Yes, celebrities actually think that it's ok to do this to the child.

No, no it's really not.

And I understand that some parents want to avoid main stream names. That's fair enough, but there's a distinct line between a unique, exotic name for example, and a down-right terrible one. Moonunit? Really...

Singer John Melloncamp named one of his sons "Spec Wildhorse" whilst magician and entertainers Penn and Emily Jillette named their only daughter "Moxie CrimeFighter" - yes, with no spaces between the Crime and the Fighter and a capital F as well, just in case some idiot pronounces it wrong.

Do you see what I'm talking about? Do you see why celebrities should not be allowed to name their own children? Imagine what these kids will have to go through growing up in a world of Sarahs and Sams.

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Celebrity Big Brother UK Gets Racist

January 20th 2007 08:15
And now for another example of why Big Brother sux and Celebrity Big Brother sux even more.

Jade Goody was recently evicted from the UK Big Brother house. Little did she know that when she left her little abode, she would have to face hundreds and thousands of people complaining about her racist attitudes towards fellow Indian housemate, Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty.

Yes, a celebrity role model, made derogatory comments about Indian people, on national television. Comments were specifically made about Miss Shetty's accent and cooking. And oh yeah, that she was a "f***ing Paki" who should "f*** off home".

And it wasn't just said once or twice in a joking tone of voice. These racist words were repeated over and over again to the point where Miss Shetty has been reduced to tears.

The public reaction to Goody's comments along with those of Danielle Lloyd's was so intense that producers of the show had to prompt the two contestants to apologise to Miss Shetty.

Britain's television regulatory office has received over 38,000 complaints not only about the program but also about the clear racial abuse that is being broadcast for everyone to see. A further 30 of those complaints have been passed on to the Hertfordshire Police for investigation.

As the chair of the Commission for Equality and Human Rights put it, "what we are seeing is a noxious brew of....bullying, ignorance and quite vicious racial bogotry."

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Get this stupid show off the air before the entire world is dumbified by its content.








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Naomi Campbell To Do Community Service

January 18th 2007 11:18
Naomi Campbell recently admitted that she chucked a mobile phone in a fit of rage because her employee had lost a pair of her designer jeans. Hey, they weren't just any designer jeans - they were the ones she had specifically chosen to wear for her appearance on the Oprah Winfrey show.

Meanwhile, the mobile phone unintentionally hit employee Ana Scolavino in the head. She needed four stitches and was given a rather hefty medical bill.

Judge Robert Mandelbaum who presided over the case in the Manhattan Criminal Court has sentenced the 36-year-old supermodel to pay Scolavino's medical bill, to spend 2 days in an anger management program and to do 5 days of indoor community service.

Yes, you'll note the word indoor was inserted in there. Perhaps they didn't want a rerun of the Boy George incident. He had to sweep the streets as part of his community service and was bombarded with paparazzi the entire time.

But going back to the sentencing issue - does anyone else think she got off pretty light? I mean, this isn't the first time Ms Campbell has lost it.

With all due respect to the judge, I think that maybe sentencing Ms Campbell to a few hundred years in anger management programs would have been more appropriate, no?



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28-year-old Jennifer Strange wanted to win a Nintendo Wii for her three children. So she entered the KDND 107.9 radio competition called "Hold Your Wee For A Wii".

Just as it sounds, the point of the competition was to drink loads of water and then whoever could hold on to their wee for the longest would win a Wii.

After competing in the Wii competition, Ms Strange finished up her day at work and returned home complaining of a headache. She was found dead later that day.

In a preliminary investigation, the Coroner has indicated that Ms Strange's death was due to water intoxication.

So who is to blame?

One competitor has issued a statement saying that all contestants were warned of the health risks by the radio station and were advised not to put their health in danger.

I suppose no one ever thinks that drinking too much water could be dangerous, but clearly it is. Remember Leah Betts who died in the early 90's after consuming 7 litres of water in order to rehydrate herself following the effects of an ecstasy tablet?
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Matthew Newton, the son of Aussie TV Royals Bert and Patti Newton, was recently charged with the assault of his former girlfriend, actress Brooke Satchwell.

The blue-eyed rising star faces a number of charges including assault occasioning actual bodily harm when he faces court this Wednesday.

According to Leichhardt Police, the entertainer assaulted Satchwell on two occasions in September and October 2006 as well as making several threats to her and her family.

After spending 11 hours in police custody, Newton was freed until his court hearing on strict conditions. He must comply with an Apprehended Violence Order, stay well away from Satchwell and avoid all contact with her.

Police are currently questioning Satchwell's make-up artists in order to support evidence of bruising allegedly caused by Newton at the time of the alleged assaults.

Reports say that Satchwell was initially reluctant to press charges as she did not want the burden of taking on such a high-profile showbiz family. Indeed, it seems to be a David and Goliath battle with even some of the newspapers providing biased accounts...

Has anyone noticed how the media keeps talking about what a gentle person Matt is and how his new girlfriend's family is sooooo shocked that such allegations have surfaced? Has anyone noticed that bail was initially refused or that he has previously been involved in a number of violent incidents?

He may be TV royalty, but hey, no one is above the law. Not even Bert Newton's son.

Whether or not he is convicted, I think Brooke Satchwell has done a good thing standing up for herself.


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Bravo Mario

January 9th 2007 10:03
The people of Sydney were recently devastated with the news that well-known restaurant owner and gelato maker, Mario Acquaro, was murdered in broad day-light outside his popular Crows Nest business by a former employee.

31-year-old Gordon Szeto was today charged with one count of murder and will undergo a mental assessment before attending his next hearing on February 6.

As no bail application was made, Szeto will remain in police custody until that date.

Mr Acquaro, known to his customers as simply "MarIo" ran Bravo's Trattoria for over 12 years.

Shocked family, friends and restaurant-goers have left candles, flowers and loving messages for the man who made dinner outings fun again. One message said that Mario can now make "pizza and gelato for everyone in heaven".

For those who have attended the restaurant (and I believe there are very few people in Sydney who haven't), you will know what I'm talking about when I say that it was a pleasure to meet such a charming and charismatic man. His taste in wacky t-shirts was certainly unique and even more so, his love for life.

He will really be missed and my deepest sympathies go out to his family, his fiancee and his beautiful daughter.







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Milan Bans The Skinny Model

December 20th 2006 11:42
Jeans
photo by xenia from www.morguefile.com


The fashion capital of the world has finally decided to set a new healthy trend - Underage and superskinny models will be banned from the catwalks of Milan from 2007.

An agreement was recently signed not only prohibiting young men and women under the age of 16 from parading down the runway but also preventing those with a body mass index of 18.5 or less from participating in future fashion shows.

It seems the Italians have taken the lead from their fellow Spaniards who banned super-skinny models from certain shows in September this year. It also seems that it's only a matter of time before the rest of the world follows the trend with the Brazilians also in the midst of launching a campaign against the use of morbidly thin models.

Even better still, the Italian campaign seeks to implement healthy eating courses for all employees of the fashion world.

And to top it all off, there is also talk about including a range of clothing sizes in the fashion shows rather than the standard American sizes 0 to 2.

Wow, how did this happen? Did Donatella wake up all of a sudden and feel like a cheeseburger? Did Armani suddenly realise that a rounded ass looks much nicer in leather than a non-existent one?

No No. Unfortunately it took several deaths and some serious heart conditions to knock some sense into the fashion industry. Hopefully, that sense will now stay with them for a long, long time.
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Another Prostitute Body Found

December 13th 2006 08:40
Detectives in Ipswich, England are currently facing a race against time as an anonymous serial killer strikes again.

The naked body of a female prostitute was found today in scrubland just a few hundred yards away from Old Felixstowe Road. Her body is the fifth one found in the space of two weeks.

Police are yet to confirm the identities of the last two victims but believe them to be 24-year-old Paula Clennell and 29-year-old Annette Nicholls.

Only a few days ago, Ms Clennell made an appearance on national television speaking out about the earlier murders. She admitted that the horrific news would not deter her from continuing to work the streets because she needed the money but it made her wary about getting into strangers' cars.

She was last seen on Saturday 9 December at 1am in Rendlesham Court.

The police raised awareness of a serial killer targeting the area's prostitutes after the body of 25-year-old Gemma Adams was found on December 2 and just several days later, the body of her 19-year-old friend, Tania Nichol.

Now the murderer has taken the lives of 5 women. Detectives are investigating the matter with urgency so as to put the perpetrator behind bars before he or she strikes again.
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Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock to Divorce

November 28th 2006 06:10
Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson


It feels like only yesterday that Pammy donned a barely-there white bikini and walked down the aisle in St Tropez to marry her famous other half, Kid Rock. But today, just 4 months after tying the knot, the celebrity couple is calling it quits.

In July and August 2006, Pammy and Kid Rock not only married in the South of France but also in Beverly Hills and Nashville. That’s three weddings, three whole days of saying “I do”.

All that love and laughter coulda fooled me.

But I guess the on-again-off-again relationship between the 39-year-old Baywatch bombshell and the 35-year-old long-haired looney for the past few years was enough indication that this marriage was not going to last til death did them part.

Both Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock, whose real name is Robert Richie, recently filed for divorce with the Los Angeles Superior Court citing irreconcilable differences.

There is no pre-nuptial agreement either, however, since the marriage lasted for such a short period of time, both Pammy and Kid Rock are likely to leave the marriage with what they each had coming into the marriage.

Pamela has also posted a message on her website, www.pamelaanderson.com stating under a heading of Divorce that yes, it’s true.

I guess the only question that remains is who Ms Anderson might date next?
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Tracy Spicer To Sue Channel Ten

November 27th 2006 09:02
One of Australia's favourite faces of Channel Ten News is planning to take legal action after being sacked just 6 weeks after returning from maternity leave.

Tracy Spicer, who has served as the face of the 11am News Bulletin and a number of evening bulletins for over 14 years, will be alleging a breach of the Sex Discrimination Act.

After taking some time off for the birth of her daughter, Ms Spicer was informed by email that her contract with Channel Ten would not be renewed next year. Reports say that Channel Ten had requested Ms Spicer to return from maternity leave early but she refused.

Ms Spicer's agent says he was "extremely disappointed and surprised at Ten's decision....in view of the highly respected standing (Tracy Spicer) enjoys as a newsreader and journalist" and that he has "not received a single complaint from Channel 10 regarding her performance."

Meanwhile, Channel Ten has simply thanked Ms Spicer for her years of service and has wished her the best of luck.
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Beer
photo by dodg3 from www.morguefile.com


Yes, it's that time of year again when the Gold Coast, Byron Bay and other random parts of Australia are overtaken by thousands of schoolies, toolies and foolies.

For those who may be naively unfamiliar with the terms, here's a quick decoding for you:

Schoolies - School leavers generally aged 17 or 18 who are up for anything and everything now that the dreaded HSC is over.

Toolies - Anyone who is too old to be partying with the schoolies, but turn up anyway because they think no one will notice.

Foolies - Anyone who is too young to be partying with the schoolies, but turn up anyway because they think no one will notice.

The thing is, most school leavers are sensible people who just want to celebrate the end of an era. Yet every year, splashed all over the front page of the newspapers are horrific stories about drunk and disorderly teens causing way too much trouble. Just recently, one of the prime time news stations showed footage of 4 girls ripping each other's hair out in the craziest cat fight I've seen since the Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler showdown.

What on earth are these people thinking? Don't they realise how shameful this behaviour is? Is it really the alcohol that's causing this much commotion?

If so, here are 5 things I think all Schoolies, Toolies and Foolies should know to avoid finding themselves the feature in tomorrow's headlines...

1. Underage drinking can result in a fine of up to $1,875.

2. Possession of liquor in a public place can result in a fine of up to $1,875.

3. Scratching the date of birth off your ID and replacing it with something else can result in an on-the-spot fine of $375.

4. Sneaking into clubs and pubs when you are underage can result in a fine of up to $1,875.

5. The use, possession and/or trafficking of drugs is a crime punishable by long prison terms.


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A Stupid Thief

November 16th 2006 09:49
There are thieves and there are stupid thieves. And a certain TV-stealing thief from the South of France (who shall remain nameless) definitely fits into the latter category.

You see, the daring Frenchman broke into and swiped a pensioner’s home in the village of Mussidan, stealing a TV set and several rifles.

Whilst the pensioner attended the police station to report the theft, it seems le monsieur returned to the scene of the crime because he had forgotten to steal the remote control the first time he was there. The problem being the police were already on their way!

Remote Control
photo by chelle from www.morguefile.com


So he got caught red-handed. The local police have even dubbed the guy “stupid”, an endearing term of course.

In Mr Stupid's defence, I must say, what use is a TV without a remote control anyway?
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Baby Bonus Changes for Under 18's

November 14th 2006 03:29
photo by stuartjessop, www.morguefile.com


From early 2007, mothers under the age of 18 will no longer be paid the Baby Bonus in a lump sum. Instead, the $4,000 payout will be given to young mums in 13 installments over a period of 6 months.

The decision was made after claims that mothers under the age of 18 have been spending the lump sum payout on themselves rather than their children.

And if you watched any of the recent current affairs programs, there have been segments on teenage mums who admit they fall pregnant in order to receive some quick cash.

The Council of Social Service who initially supported the changes now say that the new plan does not give young mums enough choice. And I couldn’t agree more.

The thing is, out of the 269,000 bonuses paid out in 2005, 11,000 were handed out to under 18s. Sure, maybe there are 5, 10 or even 50 severely irresponsible mums who do just want the money but what about the other 10,950 young mums out there who do use the money responsibly? What about those mums who actually need the lump sum payment to assist them with their newborn’s expenses? To help them in the care and welfare of their baby boys and girls?
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Burger King's Marijuana Burgers

November 13th 2006 10:01
Burger King Whopper Meal


It was an ordinary Tuesday afternoon in New Mexico, USA when two police officers decided to take their lunch break at a Burger King joint. Like usual, they queued up, ordered their favourite burgers then sat down to enjoy a rather distinct-tasting meal…

Distinct, not because the burger’s were flame-grilled or slathered with a secret sauce. No. These particular burgers were distinct because they were wrapped up in shreds of marijuana.

Of course, the cops caught on straight away and the staff involved were arrested and charged.

Meanwhile, the Police are suing Burger King for violation of fair practices as well as battery. They say that had they not noticed the strange taste, consuming the marijuana burgers whilst being on duty could have had serious consequences – For example, they could have misfired their weapons if they had to use them, they could have lost control of the motor vehicle they were to drive and had they been submitted to a routine drug test, they could have been fired from the force.

Burger King is yet to comment on the incident.
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Two-Year-Old Boy - Terror Suspect?

November 9th 2006 11:50
Teddy Bears
Teddy Bears, photo by burns311 from www.morguefile.com


In today’s world where the threat of terrorism seems so dangerously imminent, we rely on the authorities and intelligence agencies to keep us safe. Be it through confidential investigations, search warrants or airport security, we hope that the officials involved get it right.

So what’s this about a 2-year-old kid being a terror suspect?

If you think it sounds too crazy to be true, you’re right.

The toddler was recently prevented from boarding a flight heading to Turkey from the United Arab Emirates after his name matched that of a wanted terror suspect.

The tiny tot, whose first name is Suhail, obviously had no idea what was going on, and neither did his parents.

After much confusion, authorities realized that little Suhail was not Osama Bin Laden in disguise or any other terror suspect for that matter, and let him go.

The odd thing was that it was not only the boy’s name that was listed on the terror suspect list but also his exact passport details.

So what does this mean about those who are supposedly looking out for us to prevent terrorists from striking? Who knows. Police are currently investigating the matter.
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Blood Diamonds - No one's best friend

November 7th 2006 07:54
Diamonds, photo by Mario Sarto
photo by Mario Sarto, 4 Feb 2004*


In 1953, Marilyn Monroe famously sung six words, in the hit film Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, which to this day, echo through the minds of every privileged girl on this earth - Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

Indeed, they are.

There is just something so captivating about a diamond that no other rock seems to match. It’s clarity is mesmerizing. It’s sparkle is magic.

But did you know that these mesmerizing and magical wonders of Mother Nature are also being used to fund civil wars in Africa?

Such diamonds are more commonly known as blood diamonds or conflict diamonds. They are generally mined in African war zones by rebel groups to financially support their terrorist activities, including the purchase of arms and ammunition.

Remember the Angolan Civil War in the 1990’s? Or how about the more recent conflicts in Sierra Leone, Liberia or the Demoratic Republic of Congo? These were all diamond-related conflicts that resulted in horrific bloodshed.

Would Marilyn Monroe have sung those infamous words if she had known the possible origin of the 5-carat rock on her finger?

The United Nations General Assembly has recognized that blood diamonds play a significant role in prolonging wars in certain regions of Africa. As a result, the United Nations have passed a number of resolutions to ensure the link between the illicit transaction of rough diamonds and armed conflict is broken.

This is largely done through a “Certificate of Origin” Scheme so that buyers know exactly where their diamond came from. You’ll find that most diamond dealers in Australia will provide you with a “Non-Conflict Diamond Certificate”, though this is not as of yet an entirely common practice.

Of course, in addition to a certification scheme, the UN says that member states should each implement their own laws so that diamond imports can be closely monitored and governments can demand the strict enforcement of sanctions for those who do not comply.

How effective these measures will be are yet to be seen. But with the expected release of the new film Blood Diamond starring Leonardo Dicaprio, one thing is for sure. More people will be informed about this sick, sick market.


*this photo was taken from wikipedia.com - Permission is granted to copy, distribute and/or modify this document under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts.

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You can forget all about capital punishment, mandatory sentencing and longer prison terms. There’s a new means of encouraging crime prevention and I like it. A lot.

Believe it or not, authorities in Aurangabad, India have decided to paint the entire town pink. Pink buildings, pink houses, pink shops, pink everything! It’s like they crept into my brain, pulled out my thoughts and sprinkled it all over the city….

You see, there has been a recent uprising in Maoist views in the town causing clashes and violent conflict between the townsfolk. So the authorities wanted to do something to ensure that everyone would keep their cool and the colour pink is, hopefully, going to do just that.

Rather than enforcing tougher penalties on those already imprisoned to deter future criminals, the people of Aurangabad are tapping into their spiritual beings and utilizing the power of the mind.

Town officials believe that the colour pink will generate positive moods and a generally pleasant environment. To use the words of Arvind Kumar Singh, a town officer, the colour pink “symbolizes good mood, soothing sight and good feelings.”

So far, most of the city has been painted and magically transformed into a vast array of fairy floss. Only 20 % of private homes are yet to be painted, but they are expected to be completed within the week.

And you know what? I think it’s going to work. When you surround yourself with beauty and goodness, all that can come out of it is more beauty and more goodness, right?
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Axle Whitehead - shows his white head

November 1st 2006 08:17
Axle Whitehead, former host of Video Hits
Axle Whitehead, former host of Video Hits (Channel 10)*


INDECENT EXPOSURE: a person who offends against decency by the exposure of his or her person in a public place, or in any place within the view of a person who is in a public place, commits an offence. Penalty, 1 year imprisonment.

It goes without saying that revealing your genitals in public is against the law. Luckily, most of us know that should one feel the desire to flash, this can safely and legally be done in the privacy of one’s home. Not on stage. And not in front of thousands of people.

In a rather Janet-Jackson-boob-hanging-out-at-the-superbowl-type attempt, Axle Whitehead, presenter of Channel Ten’s Video Hits, shocked (and probably grossed out) the audience at this year’s recent ARIA awards, after he decided to pull out his penis on stage.

And it didn’t stop there. He then went on to simulate masturbation on an ARIA trophy which he was presenting to hip-hoppers, Hilltop Hoods.

Unlike the Janet incident, broadcasting of the ARIA’s was delayed long enough to allow editing of the stunt out of the telecast. So those at home never saw it. But that hasn’t stopped industry mogul’s expressing outrage at the TV presenter’s behaviour. ARIA producers and Roving Enterprises has made it clear that they do not condone his actions.

Today, Axle resigned from his position and has issued a statement taking responsibility for the incident.

What a shame. His Wikipedia page has now been extended from 2 sentences to 3:

Host of video music show Video Hits
Contestant of the first series of Australian Idol in 2003.
Exposed himself at the 2006 Aria Awards


*the image used in this post was obtained from www.wikipedia.org and is likely to be a copyrighted image. it was used in this post for the purpose of news and commentary and as such, qualifies as fair use.
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Snoop Dogg And His Dangerous Weapon

October 25th 2006 09:19
Snoop Dogg performing in Hawaii for US Military Personnel
Calvin Broadus aka Snoop Dogg, amongst others*


Snoop Dogg, Snoop Doggy Dogg, The Doggfather, The Bigg Boss Dogg, Snoop D-O-Double-G...

...or just plain ol’ Calvin Broadus was recently busted by airport authorities. And no, it wasn’t for his striking resemblance to a poodle or his unique command of the English language, fo’ shizzle.

The Hip Hop tycoon was stopped after a 21-inch baton was found in his hand luggage just as he boarded a plane headed for New York. This baton, which apparently collapses to 8 inches, was placed in his laptop case and was identified as a dangerous weapon.

Snoop Dogg told airport staff that the baton was simply a prop that he needs for the movie he is currently filming in New York. And it sounds like prosecutors believed him. There were no arrests made and the District Attorney’s office is still deciding whether or not to pursue the matter.

Of course, this isn’t the first time the 35-year-old rapper has had a hiccup at the airport. Earlier this year, he was arrested for violent disorder after starting a brawl at the British Airways’ First-Class Lounge at London’s Heathrow Airport. It was so bad that British Airways has banned The Doggfather from ever getting on one of their flights ever again.

He has also previously been convicted of cocaine possession, gun possession and was acquitted of a murder charge.

And I’m still waiting for the Etiquette police to arrest him for everything else...


*the image used in this post is a work of the US Federal Government and as such is in the public domain
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The Spa Bandit

October 24th 2006 07:42
The people of Wisconsin are on the lookout for a person they’ve dubbed “The Spa Bandit”.

He’s everything you would expect a bandit to be – sneaky, clever and always one step ahead.

The Spa Bandit, who last used the alias “Scott Kendry”, is said to be a smooth-talking businessman. He has been booking himself into luxurious salons and spas throughout Wisconsin, having about AU$800 worth of work done, then dodging the bill. It’s genius really.

Chest, photo by clarita
www.morguefile.com
The guy gets a back wax, a chest wax, an eye-brow shaping, a massage and even a Brazilian. He also books in for a manicure and pedicure, but when it’s time for these treatments, he pretends he needs to go to his car to get something. He even tells the pedicurist to start the water running so they can start as soon as he returns - but he never does!

His last visit was to Azana Salon and Spa in Brookfield but 5 other spa owners in the area have made similar complaints. How do they know it’s the same person? Because all those who spoke to him found out that his favourite treatments are the butt massages and the bikini waxes!

Although no arrests have been made, there is video surveillance footage of the young, well-groomed male which could soon lead to his identification. Local police are currently investigating the matter.
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Christine, photo by earl53
www.morguefile.com


Men and women around the world spend billions of dollars each year attempting to make themselves look younger. Be it through Botox, face lifts, liposuction, WHATEVER. They are doing it all in the name of beauty.

They Olay their faces each night and day, hoping that crease will one day un-creasify itself. They belly dance and kick-box and yoga their way to a cellulite-free body. And their circle of friends? Dr Atkins, Jenny Craig, Oprah and the spray-tanning lady.

I hate to be the one to poop the party, but quite frankly, these people need to be in AA meetings – Anti-Agers Anonymous.

The reality is that no matter how much surgery you have or how many creams you slather on your face, you are still going to age sweetheart. That’s just the way life goes.

So I was thinking, perhaps what it all really boils down to is feeling young. If you feel it, you probably don’t need to go to all these lengths to physically confirm it. That’s why I think all AAers should move to Kenya.

You see, a Kenyan government minister has proposed to change the legal definition of “youth”. Currently, the term encompasses all persons between the ages of 15 and 30. But if things go Mr Kuti’s way, the term will be broadened to include all those between the ages of 15 and 50!

Why would they do that? Well, let’s just say it’s got nothing to do with the AAers, and everything to do with helping the people of Kenya access billion-dollar government funds which they would otherwise not have access to.

I just reckon that if there’s a law telling you that at the age of 50 you are still considered young, then *poof* problem solved! Am I onto something here?
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The Cronulla Riots Board Game

October 17th 2006 13:38
As if the racially-motivated violence wasn’t humiliating and shameful enough, now there’s a board game to remind us all of that heated December day in Cronulla. Oh, you know what I’m talking about - that day when 5000 people gathered on the beach wearing t-shirts that read WE GREW HERE, YOU FLEW HERE.

The online game is called Cronulla Monopoly and just like the original, it’s all about buying and selling property. And getting very, very rich.

photo by Matthew Hull from www.morguefile.com


But you can forget about putting the money towards a red hotel on Park Lane, or a green house on Mayfair. The aim of Cronulla Monopoly is to fill up your pockets so you can donate it to right-wing groups who supported the riots last year.

The game even includes photos of the riots for your viewing pleasure.

It’s everything you’d expect it to be - disgusting, offensive and to use Mr Iemma’s words, it’s “racist garbage.”

So what are we going to do about this trash? Well, it is highly likely that the website content breaches classification guidelines and anti-discrimination laws. So really, this site should go down very soon.

But as with all internet content, regulation is very difficult. When a site is hosted by an overseas website, all the Australian government can do is block it locally. This means that people will still be able to access the game through foreign hosts.








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Rape Charge Against President of Israel

October 16th 2006 02:15
President Katsav of Israel has been accused of rape, sexual assault, fraud and improprieties during the pardons process. A lengthy investigation has been underway over the sex scandal for months and last night, the Israeli Police finally made a recommendation that the President face the various charges.

The recommendations were made based on the evidence of 10 female employees who alleged misconduct whilst the President was in office. 5 of those complaints were dismissed because they did not fit within the statute of limitations.

So what happens now? The Attorney-General, Menachem Mazuz, must decide whether or not President Katsav should stand trial. If so, the President will still be immune from any form of prosecution, unless of course the Israeli Parliament decides to impeach him - the first stage of a two-stage process in which a government official is removed from office without that official’s agreement.

The Attorney-General is expected to make his decision within the next two weeks, but as pointed out by the President’s lawyer, the AG normally dismisses recommendations by police to put senior officials on trial.

Until then, I can do nothing but fume. About what? About people in positions of power who take advantage of their situation and think it’s ok to do whatever the hell they want. This isn’t the first time government officials have been caught up in such a mess. No, no, no. A former defence minister has been convicted of sexual harassment. Several former Prime Ministers have been accused of financial crimes.

And that’s just in Israel alone.

The sad reality is that this is a worldwide phenomenon. Just think about it. Former US President Bill Clinton. Former Lithuanian President Rolandas Paksas. Former Venezuelan President Carlos Andres Perez. Former Paraguayan President, Raul Cubas Grau.

The list goes on…
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Sydney - Hot and Sweaty

October 14th 2006 02:31
Bikini
www.morguefile.com


Laziness. Sweatiness. Masses of glistening, coconut-oiled bodies posing on the beaches of Bondi, Coogee and Balmoral…

Yes, it’s another hot, scorching day for Sydney folk with temperatures expected to reach up to 37 degrees. And as you slip n slop n slap, make sure you remember the TFB.

Total Fire Bans are presently in place throughout the state of New South Wales in order to prevent placing our lives, our property and our environment in danger.

So what exactly is the TFB all about?

In NSW, the Rural Fire Service may declare a fire ban on days where the weather conditions indicate that fires are likely to escape. This usually means a combo of extreme heat and wind.

Once a fire ban is declared, no open fires may be lit. No barbecues and definitely no pyrotechnics.

Of course, there are exceptions to the rule such as using a gas or electric barbie as long as you are near a constant water supply and far from materials that will easily burn.

But if you’re smart, you’ll avoid lighting a fire altogether.

You see, what most people don’t realize is that contravening a Total Fire Ban can incur heavy penalties.

Lighting a fire on a TFB day attracts a $5,500 fine and/or 12 months in prison. And that’s only if nothing drastic happens.

But if you light a fire that somehow manages to escape and destroy or threaten lives, property or the environment, you’ll have to pay up at least $110,000 and you could even spend 14 years in gaol.

So hold off lighting up for a few days. We have the greatest city in the world - let’s keep it that way.
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Granny Arrested

October 9th 2006 23:23
Ida and Emily, photo by click
www.morguefile.com


A grandma from Derbyshire, England was recently arrested after her neighbours called the cops on her. And for what?

No, she wasn’t doing pot, or beating up kids with a wooden spoon. She wasn’t even stabbing people with her knitting needles or poisoning people with her homemade pies. In fact, the poor woman did nothing.

Angela Hickling was arrested because she allegedly refused to return a ball kicked into her garden by her neighbours. She argued that there was no ball in her garden but her neighbours insisted that Mrs Hickling had taken it.

After the humiliation of being handcuffed in front of the entire street and being taken away for questioning, police searched Mrs Hickling’s home, only to find there indeed was no stolen ball on the premises.

And you know what I think? I think her next-door neighbour needs to get a life. Maybe you kicked it into someone else’s garden by accident. Maybe you still have the ball at your house, you just haven’t looked properly. Or maybe the ball rolled down the street and into a river far, far away.

Whatever the reason, did it really require the involvement of law enforcement officers?
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WANTED: Thief With Fake Breasts

October 5th 2006 11:44
MATURE CONTENT
   


Guns, Shootings and More People Dead

October 3rd 2006 12:32
Four young Amish girls died today after a gunman shot them dead at their school in Pennsylvania. This is the third deadly school shooting in the US this week alone.

Two weeks ago, a college girl died and 19 others were wounded after another gunman let loose at Dawson College in Montreal,Canada.

Shall I keep going?

Last year, 10 people were shot dead and 15 others injured during the Red Lake High School massacre.

And before that there was Columbine, Ecole Polytechnique and Jonesboro.

Columbine High School Video Image
Columbine High School CCTV video image*


If you think that these shooting sprees only happen in the US and Canada, think again. In 2001, 8 people were shot dead in the Osaka massacre, Japan. In 1996, 18 students died in the Dunblane massacre in Scotland. A year before that, 8 people died in the Sanaa shooting in Yemen.

In Australia, we had the Port Arthur Massacre which tragically claimed 35 lives and affected the entire nation. In response to this horrific event, the Howard government introduced a new law that banned all semi-automatic guns and pump-action shot guns. I’m sure most Aussies, if not all, would agree that this was the best decision ever made.

So my question is this - Isn’t it time that other countries follow in our footsteps?


*the image used in this post is in the public domain.
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Sex Witch Free From Jail

September 27th 2006 07:11
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Singer On Genocide Charges

September 25th 2006 04:11
52-year-old Simon Bikindi is a well-known Rwandan singer and composer. In fact, he is one of the country’s most famous figures and right now, he is facing the International Criminal Tribunal for Rwanda on a number of charges regarding crimes against humanity in the early 90’s. These include conspiring to commit genocide, the public incitement of genocide, murder and persecution.

For those who may be slightly unsure of the term, under international law, genocide is defined as any act committed with the intent to destroy in whole or in part an ethnic, racial or religious group. This might include killing members of the group, causing serious physical or mental harm to them or deliberately imposing conditions on the group calculated to bring about its destruction.

1994 was a particularly horrific year for the people of Rwanda. Approximately 800,000 people were massacred by extremist militia, for being an ethnic “Tutsi” or moderate “Hutu”. The killings spanned over a period of 100 days and became one of the most large-scale acts of genocide and human atrocities in history.

Rwandan Genocide- odies at a massacre site
Rwandan Genocide - bodies at a massacre site*


So how did a popular singer get caught up in all of this? Bikindi, born an extremist Hutu, is accused of inciting genocide at the time through the lyrics of his popular music. The prosecution alleges that Bikindi’s music, which flooded mainstream Rwandan culture, encouraged youths and others to join Interahamwe militia who were responsible for carrying out a significant number of the 1994 killings.

Further, it is alleged that Bikindi not only participated in the killings himself but was also involved in the recruitment and training of militia.

Meanwhile, Bikindi’s lawyers say that he denies all charges against him. In fact, they have taken it a step further and say that the charges violate his fundamental right to freedom of speech.

So where is that fine line between expressing an opinion and inciting ethnic hatred? When is it ok to sing about hating a particular race of people? When is it ok to encourage others to kill? Is it time to expand the scope of culpability during times of war?


*the image used in this post is a work of the US Federal Government and is in the public domain.
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Trade Practices Act - What is it?

September 21st 2006 13:02
The Trade Practices Act 1974 (Cth) is an act of the Australian Parliament. It applies throughout Australia but there are equivalent Fair Trading Acts in each state. It is an important piece of legislation because it provides for the protection of all consumers and keeps corporations in line. So what exactly is it all about?

Here’s a summary of the key sections of the law:

Restrictive Trade Practices
Sections 45 – 50A of the TPA prevent companies from engaging in activities that are anti-competitive or that restrict free competition. This includes things like price-fixing and agreements between two parties to boycott the business of another. It also focuses on preventing corporations from misusing their power by taking advantage of competitors or attempting to eliminate their competition in any way.

This is enforced by the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC) which can take the matter to the Federal Court and seek up to $10 million from corporations who contravene the law. There is also a mechanism in place which allows corporations to apply for exemptions from the ACCC to engage in particular conduct which may not be permitted as long as it is in the public’s interest to do so.

Consumer Protection
This is something we should all know about because we are all consumers in some form. Perhaps you have purchased a faulty laptop computer or found a scrap of plastic in your can of cola?

The consumer protection provisions can be found in Part V and Part VC of the Act. The basis for these provisions is to address the limited powers consumers have in the marketplace. It refers to actions consumers may take against manufacturers and importers of goods. It also covers product liability, safety and information.

Misleading or Deceptive Conduct
Section 52 of the TPA prevents any conduct by a corporation that arises in trade or commerce which is misleading or deceptive or is likely to mislead or deceive. Sound complicated? It’s not.

If you buy a business after relying on the seller’s words telling you that you will be earning $50,000 a week, then this may be misleading or deceptive if all you earn is $5,000 a week. Of course, such a situation will depend on the precise facts of the case.

Other conduct which may be misleading includes a failure to disclose material information. For example, you might purchase a CK t-shirt thinking it’s the Calvin Klein brand after the person tells you how popular and reliable it is. But it turns out that the seller failed to disclose that the CK actually refers to some other unknown brand.

Again the ACCC can intervene on behalf of those who are the victims of the improper conduct. A victim may be able to receive damages and other remedies. Where a contract is involved, the victim may be put back in the same place he or she was in before the contract was entered into.


Conditions and Warranties
The TPA sets out a number of conditions and warranties relating to contracts that a consumer may enter into. Some examples are that goods being sold must be of a merchantable quality and the supply of goods must be as described in the contract. So if you’ve purchased a tractor and it falls to bits the moment you take it back to the farm, there’s a clear breach of the TPA because the goods were not of merchantable quality. Or if you contract to buy 1000 slap bands and you get 1000 head bands instead, you haven’t received the goods as described in the contract and this would be a contravention of the law.

Other
Of course, there are lots of other provisions in the TPA which cover things like unfair practices and unconscionable conduct. If you have a penchant for reading legislation or if you just have absolutely nothing to do, have a read - it’s probably one of the most relevant pieces of legislation in our day-to-day lives.


Trade Practices Act
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Big Brother - The Answer To Street Crime?

September 20th 2006 08:27
Vandals, trespassers, litter bugs, public drunkards and all those who are thinking about mugging a little old lady – think again. There’s a new man in town and he’s making sure that anyone misbehaving on his streets is dealt with accordingly.

The locals have affectionately named him Big Brother. He’s the voice behind seven closed-circuit television cameras installed on the streets of Middlesbrough, England and linked to the local police station. Not only is he watching 24 hours a day, but also if he sees anyone getting up to no good, he’ll tell them off!

Peter Andre
Peter Andre*
How does it work exactly? Big Brother will give an accurate description of the culprit and then ask him or her to rectify their inappropriate behaviour. For example, if Peter Andre were to dump his can of hair grease on the street instead of throwing it in the bin, through a microphone wired to the camera, Big Brother would announce, could the man in the ripped white singlet and the dirty denim with the oily hair and the pink, silicone slut please pick that up.

According to local council officials who came up with the idea, this system is using a “public humiliation” tactic which discourages petty street crime.

Since the system was first put to use in August 2006, local councilors say that they have received positive feedback from the townsfolk. It seems to be especially effective on people who hear the voice for the first time and feel obliged to complying with Big Brother’s warning.

I gotta say, I’m rather surprised it’s actually working. If some random voice from a video camera told me to pick up my rubbish I’d probably stick my finger up at it and tell it to get f*****. Lucky I don’t litter, or do anything else that’s a violation of the law…

Would you comply?




*the image used in this post is from Wikipedia and is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution ShareAlike 2.0
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The Skinny Model Ban

September 18th 2006 10:37
Model, photograph by jesus
A Catwalk Model, from www.morguefile.com


On the 2nd of August 2006, at approximately 9pm, Luisel Ramos stepped off a runway in Montevideo. She was a 22-year-old Uruguayan beauty who was slowly making her mark on the South American modeling front. But this was the last time she would parade down the catwalk, ever.

At approximately 9.15pm that same day, Luisel died from heart failure. She had not eaten for almost two weeks.

Her death has forced the fashion world to confront a harsh reality. And quite frankly, this confrontation was long overdue.

The fact is that some models are just too skinny. They are willingly starving themselves because right now, thin is in. And like a domino effect, males and females of all ages who are being bombarded with images of skinniness are simply following in their footsteps – dieting and developing eating disorders all in the name of beauty.

But Luisel’s death was the final straw for the Spaniards. During Madrid Fashion Week, wafer-thin models were banned from the show after a rule was instituted permitting only those models with a Body Mass Index of 18 or above to participate in the parades. According to the World Health Organisation, a person with an Index less than 18.5 is underweight. So when the average female model is 5”9, this means she will need to weigh at least 57 kg to be allowed to participate - which is still on the thin side for most people’s liking, but at least they are making some progress, right?

Similarly, British Cabinet Minister Tessa Jowell has called for London Fashion Week to adopt the same measures. Not only would this ensure that the health of the models is maintained, but it would also have an effect on all the young men and women who try to emulate these slender figures.

Yet the British Fashion Council has announced that it would not impose a ban on “skinny” models because they do not want to interfere in the aesthetic of their designer’s shows.

And just how many more Luisel Ramos’ must there be before something is done about this?

Clearly, it would be impossible to implement a “law” in this regard, but should there be rules or guidelines banning overly-skinny models from the catwalk?

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New Citizenship Laws - A White Australia?

September 15th 2006 07:27
Prime Minister John Howard has recently announced a plan to toughen citizenship laws in Australia. Before becoming eligible for citizenship, it is proposed that migrants will have to do the following:

1. Live in Australia for at least 4 years.
2. Pass an English language test.
3. Pass a knowledge test on Australian history.
4. Pass a test on Australian customs and values.

There have been a number of different reactions to these proposed changes. One is that by instituting such tests, our country is slowly stepping back towards the “White Australia Policy”. According to Senator Brown, from the Greens, “it simply means it’s going to become harder to come to Australia if you don’t have an anglo background”.

So I started thinking…

Are we really all about being “anglo” and speaking perfect English? What about those who are illiterate, aged and as a result, have learning difficulties? If they can’t learn the language as well as Mr Howard would like, do they not have a right to become part of this society too? What if some people just don’t have the opportunity or the money to learn English before they get here? And do we really need to have an in-depth knowledge of the history of our nation? If so, what are we going to teach them? That indigenous Australians were massacred? That we enacted laws to keep the Chinese out? That there were recent racial riots in Cronulla? Can we really instill customs into people by making them sit an exam? And what values are we talking about here? Are Aussie values so different to the rest of the world’s human values?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this country about the delicious mix of cultures that’s made this country one of the top destinations in the world? Isn’t it about driving your friends nuts on Saturday nights on Crown Street in Sydney not being able to choose between some Greek souvlaki and a tasty Italian pizza? Isn’t it about going to the Vietnamese markets and the Lebanese grocery and trying something different once in a while? Isn’t it about learning how to Latin dance and belly dance and cook like the sweet Indian lady next door? Isn’t it about open-mindedness and acceptance? Learning from one another and growing together? Isn’t it? ISN’T IT??
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Whitney Houston Files For Divorce

September 14th 2006 03:21
What was that? Can you hear it? Listen…

It’s the sound of people everywhere breathing a 14-year sigh of relief. The tumultuous marriage between Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown will soon be over.

When they wed in 1992, everyone knew it would be a disaster, but no one ever thought it would last this long. Afterall, she was the beautiful, best-selling r&b/pop artist who touched our hearts with songs like I Will Always Love You and The Greatest Love of All. She made us cry in The Bodyguard and made us soar in Waiting To Exhale. She constantly stunned us with her elegance and beauty – hell, even Osama Bin Laden thinks she’s hot.

And Bobby? Well, he was the rough guy who was always getting into legal trouble. In 1995, he was arrested for biting off someone’s ear at DisneyWorld. The same year, he was charged with beating up a hotel security guard. In 1996, he smashed Whitney’s Porsche and was charged with drunk driving after being 2 times over the legal blood alcohol level. In 1997, the media accused him of domestic violence. In 1998, he was arrested for sexual assault in Beverly Hills. And in the last few years, he’s been busted for cocaine and marijuana possession on several occasions.

But don’t get too excited just yet. According to Bobby’s lawyers, it’s presently just a legal separation, so there may be some chance of reconciliation.

And to that I say – Whitney, get out now girl. You think you Almost Had It All? No, dear, no. Don’t Save All Your Love For Him, it’s not The Greatest Love Of All, it’s just So Emotional, he’s not All The Man That You Need and if you’re wondering Where Do Broken Hearts Go, try the Heartbreak Hotel. Maybe you’ll get to Dance With Somebody Who Loves You. Shoop Shoop.

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Top 10 Fictional Lawyers

September 13th 2006 03:40
All over the world, lawyers are hated for their greedy, debaucherous ways. In fact, after telemarketers and used car salesmen, lawyers are definitely up there on the list of people we’d most like to punch.

But on TV it’s a different story. Those in the legal profession are given the most incredible personalities. Sometimes glamorous. Often hilarious And if you’re lucky, they might even have morals.

Here are my top 10:

1. Atticus Finch: Named after the Roman philosopher Titus Pomponius Atticus, this figment of Harper Lee’s imagination is possibly the most admired fictional lawyer of all time. He taught us the importance of the right to a fair trial and astounded us with his patience, empathy and deep sense of morality.

She-Hulk

2. She-Hulk: She’s the superhero super-lawyer making appearances in the Avengers and the Fantastic Four. Everything about her is super. She has a super hot body, a super brain and she’s on a super mission to save the world. And as if that weren’t enough, her prime area of practice is domestic violence. You go girl!


3. Ally McBeal: She was the flighty, neurotic lawyer from Boston who managed to somehow apply her personal life to every court case and come out of it all a much better person. Oh yeah, and she saw dancing babies.

4. John Cage: This character is also from the hit TV series Ally McBeal. Although he’s extremely shy and reserved in the social setting, put this guy in a court room and amongst the occasional nose whistles and the Barry White interludes, John Cage is a phenomenal trial attorney.

5. Ed Stevens : He opens up a law firm in a bowling alley. Enough said.

Sandy Cohen from the OC

6. Sandy Cohen: He is the handsome public defender who helps teens in the most troublesome of situations and has the gift of eloquent explanation. He talks with ease and can make the most complex concepts understandable to all of Orange County. Sometimes he doesn’t even need to open his mouth because his eyebrows do all the talking.


7. SpongeBob Square Pants: In one episode, the cute yellow sponge dons the character of Spongebob Lawyer Pants. Anyone who can smile all day with teeth as bucked as his and still work hard for his people deserves to be on this list.

8. Will Truman: He’s the gay New York city lawyer who quits his high profile job when his morals are put to the test and ends up partner of the infamous Doucette & Stein. He earned extra brownie points in my books when he left his high paying job and began working for the Coalition of Justice, where he provided free legal services for those who could not afford it.

9. Toadfish Rebecchi: He was the dumbo of the whole Neighbours lot until that one fateful day when he took an IQ test and realized that he was a genius. Plus he’s the slobbiest lawyer on TV and seriously entertaining. Moral of the story kids? If Toadie can do it, so can you.

10. And of course, this list would not be complete without my own idol, Elle Woods:

Elle Woods, Legally Blonde


The star of the 2001 movie, Legally Blonde, Miss Woods is the glamorous girl at law school who stands out in her pink suits and not only has an in depth knowledge of shoes and shopping but also the law. She cruises through Harvard with Honours, and unlike most law students does it in style. Note to all those people who ever thought that I was just a bimbo, up yours, I’m graduating with Honours in November!

Anyone else you’d like to add to the list? Leave a comment and let me know!




*all images used in this post are for the purposes of commentary and review.


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Sean John Combs will no longer be known as Diddy in Britain. A London-based record producer who also goes by the same name has filed a lawsuit against the American rapper, producer and tycoon for unfair competition saying that Combs’ use of the name has caused confusion in the country.

It seems that Richard Dearlove has established himself as Diddy throughout Great Britain for some time now. When Combs started using the moniker last year, people assumed a connection between the British and American Diddys. In fact, things started getting a little suspicious when British Diddy started receiving hundreds of daily emails from Puerto Rican girls requesting they appear in his music videos.

Mannequin CN
Bikini girl, photo by Clarita from www.morguefile.com


But Combs has settled the matter out of court, not only agreeing to drop the nickname, but also agreeing to pay British Diddy’s legal costs and damages. Fair enough, the dude does have an estimated US $250 million estate.

So, the whole thing got me thiniking. What other names could the artist formerly known as Diddy use?

My suggestion? Well, I never got over calling him Puff Daddy purely because I think it sounds sooooooo much better than calling him Diddy.

The former really sounds like someone who could be the President of the Bad Boy Records empire, the head of the Sean John clothing line and the never-ending chain of restaurants. It sounds like someone who is so powerful that he’s justified in wearing a white suit and heaps of bling 24 hours a day.

And the latter? Well, he just sounds like a pansy. As a 6-year-old friend of mine once said, Diddy sounds like a cross between a piddle and a doodoo…

Got any suggestions?
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The Tom Cruise Bill

September 11th 2006 09:14
Tom Cruise in Sunnyvale, CA
Tom Cruise in Sunnyvale 2006, photo by Kevin Ballard*


At first people mumbled that he was a bit different. Then the word weird started getting thrown around. These days, not a news report, magazine article or South Park episode goes by without the words Tom Cruise and kooky appearing in the same sentence.

And now, to make matters even worse for the poor fella, he’s got Californian law-makers going against him too. They have proposed a new law preventing parents from purchasing ultrasound machines and they’re calling it the Tom Cruise Bill.

What does an ultrasound have to do with Mr Cruise you ask?

Take a seat.

Relax.

This could take awhile.

You see, for those who are blessed with wealth, the ultrasound machine can be a home luxury. For just AU$265,000 parents can watch their unborn babies grow anytime they want. Every tiny kick. Every little move. They can even entertain their friends and family with images of their little creation on their giant plasma screens. Aww, how nice ?

No no NO! Ultrasounds have been used for decades now, but all the important institutes and medical associations in the US have been discouraging its use for non-medical or entertainment purposes. Overexposing a foetus to the vibrations and heat of the ultrasound machine could cause tissue damage, although there have been no documented cases.

So in October 2005, when Barbara Walters interviewed the Mission Impossible III star who announced to the world that he had bought an ultrasound machine to monitor Suri’s development in the womb, people were outraged and the minds of Californian law-makers started ticking away…

All that’s needed now is Arnie’s signature on the Bill and there’ll be no more home ultra sound systems in the state of California.


*the image used in this post is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 License.
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Paris Hilton Arrested

September 8th 2006 06:19
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton at a press conference for GoYellow.de in Munich, 2005*


Paris Hilton was recently arrested after LA cops spotted her driving erratically on the roads. She failed the sobriety test at the time which showed a blood alcohol reading of 0.08.

Under California Law, those convicted of driving under the influence of alcohol face a maximum penalty of 6 months in prison and a US$1,000 fine for a first offence. However, seeing as the socialite’s blood alcohol reading was at the minimum level required for arrest, she is more likely to face a few months probation, a suspended license and ordered to enter into an alcohol treatment program or community service.

Just hours after her release, Paris Hilton defended her actions during a radio interview with Ryan Seacrest saying she hadn’t eaten all day, had just one margarita and may have been speeding a little on her way to get food. She said she believed the whole thing had been blown out of proportion and that “it was nothing.”

Oh but sweetheart, yes it was. Don’t you realise that one margarita is all it takes to intoxicate light-weight bodies? Don’t you understand that you were not only putting yourself at risk but also others who were on the road at the same time as you? Don’t you see that even if it was a short trip to In-and-Out Burger, serious accidents can happen in a split second, no matter where you are?

Poor thing, I shouldn’t lecture. Maybe you just don’t understand because you have done so many other things that you should have been arrested for but got away with, like seeping through the media for doing absolutely nothing. Like calling yourself a singer and oh my goodness, an AUTHOR? Like comparing yourself to inspirational female leaders such as Princess Diana. Like pretending that your sex tape was embarrassing when you authorised it and released it just before the Simple Life premier. Like raising a generation of girls who wear nothing and demand everything!

*Sigh* What on earth did we hear about before Paris Hilton was around? Does ANYONE remember?


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Bali Nine Death Penalties Confirmed

September 6th 2006 06:08
In April 2005, 9 Aussies were arrested in Denpasar, Bali for attempting to smuggle approximately $4 million worth of heroin into Australia. Until recently, two of them were facing the death penalty. These were the so-called “ringleaders” of the operation, 25-year-old Myuran Sukumaran and 22-year-old Andrew Chan. The others were initially all sentenced to life imprisonment for drug trafficking. But today everything has changed.

It has now been confirmed that four more members of the Bali Nine will face death by firing squad. How did this happen?

It seems that after Matthew Norman, Tan Duc Thanh Nguyen and Si Yi Chen won their appeals to reduce their life sentences to 20 years in prison, prosecutors were not happy. They appealed the new decision wanting the life terms re-instated. But instead the Indonesian Supreme Court decided on the death penalty.

Similarly, when Scott Rush appealed to the court, he hoped that his life sentence would be reduced by a couple of years. But, his hopes seem to have backfired as the Indonesian Supreme Court again decided on the death penalty.

Chief Judge, Iskandar Kamil was reported in the Sydney Morning Herald to have made the following comment to AAP:

This narcotics problem is a very heavy criminal act and is very dangerous for the people and the country, not only Indonesia, but also other countries.

And although most of us, if not all of us, would wholeheartedly agree with such a statement, for many Aussies, the sentences handed down are unjust and excessive.

What do you think?
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Puppy Gets Restraining Order

September 5th 2006 06:23
Restraining Orders are court orders that prevent one party from carrying on a particular activity. If that party fails to comply, he or she may face a number of legal consequences such as prison time and fine payments.

We often hear about A-listers getting restraining orders against stalkers and survivors of domestic violence obtaining protection from their abusive partners. But did you know that animals may be granted restraining orders too?

A Bichon Frise Puppy
Blooming Rose Bud, owned by Mr Spiers. Photo by Sannse at the City Of Birmingham Championship Dog Show, 29 August 2003*



A fluffy, little white puppy known as Bebe was recently granted a protection order by a New York Judge after being severely abused by his owner’s friend.

Derek Lopez left his bichon frisé in the care of mate Frederick Fontanez trusting that the dog would be safe. But when he returned home after a day at work, Bebe appeared bruised, badly beaten and was constantly whimpering. In court, a veterinarian provided expert evidence that the tiny dog had been repeatedly hit and kicked.

During his arraignment, Mr Fontanez was informed that his actions constituted animal abuse. Recognising his own wrongful act and showing remorse, he was released on the condition that he stay at least 100 yards away from Bebe and his owner at all times.

Meanwhile, Bebe is in good care and is being nursed back to health.


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The Underwear Thief

September 4th 2006 11:33
photograph by xenia, www.morguefile.com



A 32-year-old man from Oregon will be spending plenty of time behind bars after stealing college girls’ underpants. And it’s not the first time. No, it’s not the second time either. Third? No, no. Keep going.

This is Sung Koo Kim’s fourth “panty theft" arrest and he’s been whacked with an 11-year prison sentence for his apparent fetish. Sound a little hefty for petty theft?

Whilst Kim’s lawyers argued that he is mentally unstable and requires medication, prosecutors said that Kim’s obsession was more than just a case of panty fetishism.

Rather, it turns out that this lingerie-loving behaviour is part of a much larger picture. A larger, more violent picture in fact. Kim has been targeting the female swim team at Oregon State University for some time and labeling the lingerie with the girls’ names. This is characteristic of many predators who keep their victim’s possessions as a prize. The prosecutors also provided evidence that thousands of violent pornographic images were downloaded on Kim’s home computer as well as a document detailing the steps and supplies needed to carry out a murder.

Sounds like the authorities intercepted just in time…
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The Pedophile Register

August 31st 2006 07:02
Police Car
photograph by Kevin Connors, from www.morguefile.com


NSW Police Minister Carl Scully, today ruled out the possibility of instituting a public register of pedophiles and I’m not happy about it.

All I want is a trial and if it doesn’t work, then so be it.

You see, everyday hundreds, maybe even thousands of children around the world are sexually abused and assaulted by older men and women. These children often experience depression, grief, eating-disorders, self-mutilation and sometimes even commit suicide. They suffer physically and emotionally for the rest of their lives.

What’s worse, there is even a pedophilia movement out there attempting to make relationships with pre-pubescent children socially acceptable.

When such information is available to us, is it not logical to do all that we can to protect our children from pedophilic activity? If we can’t lock all these bastards away for life, then at the least, should we not notify the community when the danger is nearby?

A public register would not only allow police to monitor every move of the convicted child sex offender but also, police would be given authority to inform parents and others who may inquire of the pedophile’s whereabouts.

Hell, I’d wanna know if I was living next door to a pedophile, and I don’t even have children.

In the US, there is a mechanism in place known colloquially as "Megan’s Law”. All parents are informed when there is a pedophile living in their area. The law was first passed in 1994 when young Megan Nicole Kanka was raped and murdered by a convicted pedophile who lived across the road from her.

Today all states in the US have instituted Megan’s Law in some form and the UK is considering doing the same thing but calling it "Sarah’s Law", in memory of 8-year-old Sarah Payne who was murdered in July, 2000 by a child sex offender.

I realize that a register is not going to put a miraculous stop to pedophilia in Australia. I realize that there may be problems of vigilante behaviour and stereotyping of sex offenders. But I also realize that we need to give the public register a try, because if we don’t, we will never know how effective it may be.
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Sophie Delezio Driver Pleads Guilty

August 30th 2006 08:52
Earlier this year, a 5-year-old girl was in her stroller at a pedestrian crossing at Seaforth when an elderly driver hit her with his car. She remained in a medically induced coma for 10 days and several weeks in the intensive care unit as the nation prayed for her survival.

An 80-year-old man from Frenchs Forest today pleaded guilty to dangerous driving occasioning bodily harm to the little girl we have come to know and love as Sophie Delezio.

Little Sophie first caught our attention in December 2003 after she experienced horrific burns to over 80% of her body. She had been hit by a car and trapped under it whilst at a day-care centre in Fairlight. Not only did Sophie lose both her legs, but also several fingers, an ear and most of her hair.

The person responsible was again, an elderly driver. But he was cleared of negligent driving because medical experts found the man had experienced a seizure which caused him to lose control of his car.

Sophie’s story has prompted much public debate about elderly drivers on our roads. Should there be an age limit? Should there be more frequent mandatory testing of elderly drivers? Should they be driving at all? Are we being discriminatory?

The NSW government has announced that it will investigate the possibility of reducing the age for mandatory medical checks. Currently, the checks regularly occur for those who are 80 and over. But is this enough?
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Not the Emmy Awards

August 29th 2006 14:40
Forget the slender, golden-winged statuette that we’ve all come to know as the “Emmy”. There’s a new award in town and he’s a real bastard.

Every year, hundreds of women from all different backgrounds gather in the NSW Lower House of Parliament to judge the year’s most sexist remarks. The “winners” are booed, jeered and best of all, profoundly insulted by being given an “Ernie” award.

And from the sound of things 2006 has been an amazing year for chauvinism. Read on, I think the statements all speak for themselves…

1. The Celebrity Ernie went to Tom Cruise for saying, "I've got Katie tucked away so no one will get to her until my child is born ... [Katie's] life from now on was going to be about being a mother. I'm not giving her the chance to turn into another Nicole."

2. The Political Ernie went to Federal Liberal MP Bill Heffernan for saying of fellow female MP, Julia Gillard, "Anyone who chooses to remain deliberately barren ...they've got no idea what life's about."

3. The Judicial Ernie went to lawyer Chrisovalantis Papadopoulos who was heard saying at a rape trial that “it was only brief and at the very bottom of the scale of seriousness.”

4. The Media Ernie went to journo Jeff Corbett who did a report on NASA ensuring that “male engineers were on board in case things went wrong.”

5. And the most prestigious award, the Gold Ernie, which symbolises the most derogatory, chauvinistic and outrageous of comments went to none other than P&O Cruises for the infamous advertisement that surfaced during the Dianne Brimble inquest – “Seamen Wanted”.

Really boys…

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Tombstone, photograph by imagina
from www.morguefile.com


A number of strippers were arrested last week after Chinese authorities discovered them performing at funerals. Sound a little strange?

To us, maybe, but to those in rural parts of China, stripping at funerals is an age-old tradition. In a society premised on respect and honour, it seems that the more people who turn up to your funeral, the more respected and honoured you are. And stripteases guarantee a couple hundred viewers straight up.

In case you are wondering like I was, no, it’s not the family of the deceased who get their gear off. These strippers are professionals, employed by funeral directors to encourage attendance at the ceremony.

The recent arrests were made in the province of Jiangsu as authorities attempt to put an end to the practice. There are no laws in place, as of yet, banning the practice but it is anticipated.

So this whole forbidding of the raunchy funeral thing got me thinking.

As strange as it may seem to have adult entertainment at such an occasion, is it right for the legal system to put a stop to something that is so deeply rooted in tradition? Are those who practice hurting people by engaging strippers in the ceremony? Is it really just a question of the majority imposing their sense of morality on the minority?

No doubt, I think there are many instances where outlawing a practice is the correct thing to do. Take Female Genital Mutilation as an example. This is also deeply rooted in tradition, but as people become more educated about the extreme health risks of such practices, it seems only right that international law intervene to deem it a form of violence and torture against women.

So are strippers at a funeral comparable?

Maybe. I have my own opinions, and I'm sure you do too.

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The Mary Kay Letourneau Story

August 26th 2006 06:27
Mary Kay Letourneau
Mary Kay Letourneau, taken on her release from jail in 1998*


Mary Kay Letourneau is one of the world’s most well-known criminals. Her story shocked the world and to this day, people still shake their heads in disbelief.

Born January 30, 1962 and raised by her parents, a US Congressman and an Anti-Feminist Activist, Letourneau grew up to be a wife, a mother and a school teacher that no one will ever forget.

Her story begins in 1992, when Letourneau met Vili Fualaau, an 8 year-old boy. He was a student in her 2nd grade class at Shorewood Elementary in Washington. The teacher and student appeared to have an ordinary relationship but by the time Vili was in 6th grade, the relationship had become sexual. The two were regularly but secretively meeting one another and having sexual intercourse.

Letourneau’s husband at the time discovered that his wife was cheating on him after reading love letters written by the couple. He turned to his family in support, and his brother contacted child protection services.

On August 7 1997, Letourneau was convicted of statutory rape and was sentenced to 7 years imprisonment. Letourneau’s sentence was eventually cut short due to a good behaviour deal where she was released on the condition that she did not contact or see Fualaau and that she enroll in a sexual treatment program. At that time Fualaau was 13 years old.

But less than 1 month after her release, Letourneau was caught in a car with Falaau and her 7 year prison sentence was reinstated.

The public reacted with outrage when this story first came to their attention. And when everyone learned that Letourneau was carrying Fualaau’s child as well, that was just too much.

Today 44-year-old Letourneau, and 23-year-old Fualaau are married and have two children together.


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*the image used in this post is a mug shot and is in the public domain.
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Judge, public domain image


For those of you who are loyal readers, you may remember an article I wrote earlier this year about a retired Oklahoma Judge by the name of Donald Thompson. I was overwhelmed with emails and comments relating to that post, (with special mention going to Bunbury who really amazed me with her in depth knowledge of penis pumps) so I thought it only appropriate to give you all an update.

But first, let’s refresh our memories…

In June 2006, Judge Thompson was accused of the following misdemeanors:

1. Storing pornography on his computer in chambers.
2. Possessing and using a “penis pump” in court.
3. Shaving his scrotum whilst on the bench; and
4. Wanking.

At the time, these were nothing more than accusations and living in a society where you are presumed innocent until proven guilty, I was forced to remind myself that Thompson hadn’t necessarily done any of these things. In fact, I was rather torn, unable to decide whether or not this was a laughing matter. Click HERE for the full story.

But last month, Thompson was convicted on four counts of indecent exposure and today he was sentenced to four years in prison and whacked with a US $40,000 fine.

So now I’m going to let loose.


What the HELL did this guy think he was doing? Over the 23 years he has been serving as a prominent, valued member of the legal system, how many times did he sentence someone without focusing his full attention? How many people have suffered as a result of his actions? How many other times as he done this? How many other Donald Thompson’s are there, not just in the judiciary but in all positions of power and respect? Was the shaving of his scrotum such an immediate need, such a pressing concern that he had to pull out a shaver then and there and shave away? How can ANYONE, especially a high profile, exemplary member of society, think its ok to bring sex toys to work and then jerk-off in a public place, in the public view?

What a wanker.
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Porn Star Runs For Governor, Again

August 22nd 2006 08:54
The Governor of California is a powerful role. It is the highest executive position in the state government and involves a great deal of responsibility mostly relating to state budget and state laws. Legislation can be vetoed, pardons can be granted and sentences can be altered. It is clearly a role reserved for the dedicated and the diligent.

Elections will be held in November this year and although Arnold Schwarzenegger and Phil Angelides are the favourites, porn star Mary Carey is convinced that 2006 is her year.

Porn Star Mary Carey at the 2005 StripDown Magazine Party
Porn Star Mary Carey at the 2005 StripDown Magazine Party*


Yes ladies and gentlemen, the star of Boobsville Sorority Girls and Totally Busted is campaigning for Governor and it’s not the first time.

During the 2003 California recall election, independent candidate Mary Carey was placed 10th out of more than 100 others. Don’t look so shocked, she had some fantastic plans for the state you know…

Who else would make lap dances tax deductible, or start up a “Porn for Pistols” program to reduce the number of weapons in the state? Who else would think of wiring the Californian Governor’s mansion with live web-cams and taxing breast implants to discourage surgery?

Don’t be fooled by the busty winner of the 2005 WorldNetDaily.com Bimbo of The Year Award. She’s got it all worked out.

When asked how things would be different in this year’s elections, the 26-year-old replied, I’m more serious now….I’ve got brown in my hair because brunettes are taken more seriously.

When asked whether she would put her movie career on hold like Mr Schwarzenegger whilst serving as Governor, she replied, my movies only take a day or two to shoot, so I can probably do them on weekends.

And what convinced me most that Ms Carey is indeed a true leader, in touch with her people and inspirational on a scale never before seen, was her simple but powerful slogan- Finally, a politician you want to be screwed by.


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*the image used in this post is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.5 License. The original picture is from lukeisback.com
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Who Killed JonBenet Ramsey?

August 19th 2006 01:42
In late 1996, six-year old beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey was found dead in the basement of her parent’s Colorado home. For years, the circumstances surrounding this little girl’s death have remained a mystery. Some believe her parents were involved. Others believe it was the work of a professional killer. Ten years later, a new suspect has been charged but still no one is able to answer the question - Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

On 26 December 1996, Patsy Ramsey, mother of the tiny beauty queen, was hit with a horrible reality. She had found a ransom note demanding US $118,000 in exchange for her daughter. She reported this to the police and under 8 hours later, her daughter was found dead.

The autopsy report showed that JonBenet had been strangled to death. There was also indication of a fractured skull and possible sexual assault.

The evidence pointed in lots of different directions. Firstly the ransom note was analysed by experts. There were no fingerprints but the writing resembled the handwriting of Patsy Ramsey. Secondly, the note demanded $118,000 which authorities believed was extremely low for a ransom note. Strangely, when police searched the crime scene they found that a bible owned by JonBenet’s father, John Ramsey, had been turned to Psalm 118. Thirdly, footprints were found in the wine cellar near the basement where JonBenet was found. These footprints did not match any of the suspects’ footprints. And finally, there was blood on JonBenet’s underwear that also did not match that of any of the known suspects.

Eventually, forensic investigators were able to establish a DNA profile from the blood samples they obtained. They said the DNA belonged to an unidentified male and when this info was entered into the FBI database, still there was no match.

Throughout the years, JonBenet’s family has maintained that this was the sick work of an outsider. Right up until the end, when Patsy Ramsey died of ovarian cancer on 14 June 2006, she fought to find the person responsible. The Ramseys pleaded with the community on national television to help find their daughter’s killer and hired their own investigators to take on the case.

For some time following the murder, the media was in a frenzy over whether or not the Ramsey’s could do this to their own daughter. But the grand jury never convicted them of any crime and the family won a number of defamation law suits as a result.

Then on 16 August 2006, the media found themselves in a frenzy again. This time it was over a new suspect – John Mark Karr. He was arrested in Bangkok after a string of emails regarding JonBenet’s murder were traced back to him.

On arrest, he allegedly confessed to being with JonBenet when she died but said that it was an accident. However, since his arrest, doubt has been cast over his role in the murder. Karr’s ex-wife has said that she was with him in Alabama at the time, making it impossible for him to be the one responsible.

So who exactly is this man whose face is plastered all over our newspapers and TV screens? He’s a 41-year-old former school teacher who grew up in Alabama. At age 19, he married a 13 year old girl then divorced her 1 year later. At age 24 he married a 16 year old girl. They also divorced 12 years later, when Karr was charged with possession of child pornography.

After being deported from Thailand to US, Karr is now facing charges of first-degree murder, kidnapping and sexual assault of a child.

Did John Karr kill JonBenet Ramsey? We’ll soon find out.
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Sex Book About J-Lo

August 18th 2006 01:43
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Michelle Leslie, Back On The Catwalk

August 17th 2006 08:19
Some people were lucky enough to attend the Myer VIP Spring/Summer Fashion Parade last night. Others, well, we had to just watch snippets of it on the news. But boy did it look spectacular! All those glorious colours and glistening golden bodies…

And if you looked very closely, you may have even noticed a familiar face on the catwalk.

I’m talking about that girl we’ve dubbed the Bali Drug Model, Michelle Leslie. She was all smiles and elegance as she paraded down the runway and she looked AMAZING! Was I expecting her to look tired and old, wearing an orange jump suit and a chain around her ankles? Well, yes, I guess I was. Afterall, this time last year things were very different…

Michelle Leslie - the mug shot


On 21st August 2005, the former Antz Pantz model was arrested by police after two pills were found in her hand bag at an open-air dance party in Bali. After testing of the substances and a urine analysis, it was found Miss Leslie had both consumed and been in possession of ecstasy tablets. She was facing a possible 15 years in prison.

Her trial began on 28 October 2005 and several weeks later, the Denpasar District Court found Miss Leslie guilty of possession. She was sentenced to three months in prison, but having already served that time in police custody, she was released. And that was the end of that.

Of course, somewhere in between it all, there was some controversy about whether or not Miss Leslie had converted to Islam and whether or not her lawyers had bribed the authorities to ensure her freedom.

Whatever happened, it doesn’t matter now. The girl is free and she’s on the catwalk looking better than ever!


* the image used in this post is in the public domain.
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Wrestling Makes You Violent

August 16th 2006 04:06
Mexican Wrestling Masks, photgraph by Ardelfin from www.morguefile.com


Wrestling is one of my favourite spectator sports. And I don’t mean that boring Greco-Roman stuff. I mean the Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, kissing your muscles and bad mouthing the opponent stuff. Maybe it’s because I grew up watching it with my dad. Or maybe it’s just the ridiculous outfits, the random chucking around of chairs and the beating up of umpires. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s just something about Wrestle Mania and RAW that draws me in and keep me there for hours and hours.

I remember how my dad always flicked the channel when things started getting too rough for my little eyes or when women with massive breast implants in nothing more than a bikini top and g-string came out to…I don’t know, what is it that they do?? I never understood why my dad conveniently asked me to make him a cup of tea at the time, or why he would sometimes even turn off the tele. But now that I’m older, it all makes sense…

There is always so much discussion about whether or not violence on television, in music and in video games is affecting the minds of our children. The discussion reached it’s peak when the unbelievably tragic case of little Jamie Bulger made headlines throughout the world. For those who might not remember, two young boys kidnapped and murdered a 2 year old child by tying him to some train tracks and leaving him there to be run over. Authorities found the boys had copied a scene from a violent movie to carry out the killing.

Now, there is a study that proves violence in the media does in fact influence the behaviour of our younger ones.

The Wake Forest University School of Medicine in North Carolina recently studied over 2000 random school students. The study shows that high school boys and girls who regularly watch ‘wrestling’ programs are more likely to act violently towards their partners and/or carry weapons. In fact, the study showed that girls are even MORE likely than boys to engage in such behaviour - Boys who watch wrestling programs 6 or more times over the space of 2 weeks are 77% more likely to engage in violent behaviour than those who don’t watch it at all. Whereas girls are 170% more likely to do so!

Co-author of the study, Dr Robert DuRant says that parents may not be affected by the viewing and so allow their children to watch. But the fact is that even “high school students are in a very rapid developmental process.” They are affected by the images portrayed to them – violence, offensive language, and women as sexual, inferiour objects.

Although the study was confined to the watching of wrestling programs, I think we can take it one step further and say that exposing children to ANY sort of violence in the media will clearly influence their actions and behaviour.

Afterall, you and I both learnt how to walk and talk because we SAW and HEARD those around us doing it, right?
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Young Drivers

August 15th 2006 06:19
A lot of young drivers are complaining that the NSW licensing procedures are overly restrictive. For those of you unfamiliar with the rules, it goes a little something like this:

You have to fill in a log book and show that you have undertaken at least 50 hours of supervised driving in different weather conditions when you are on your L’s. Then you do an on-road driving test with a grumpy member of the RTA to get your red P’s. After you’ve had your red P’s for 12 months you have to do another computer test to get your green P’s and then when you’re grey, old and wrinkly, you get to do ANOTHER test to obtain your full license.

Stuff up along the way, and you may have your license suspended, you may be fined or you may even have to start from the top.

In the state of Indiana, USA, they’ve come up with a slightly different approach. After you obtain your license, should you commit a traffic offence, you could be sentenced to…are you ready for it… transport by school bus only!

Recently, Judge Julia Jent decided she was fed up with young traffic offenders who don’t take their actions seriously. Her Honour now orders any school students who come before her, to take the school bus to and from school and also warns parents that if they drive their children to school, they’ll be in contempt of court.

And here come my motherly words of wisdom: In whatever form they may be, these laws are making our roads safer for everyone. Especially young drivers. There are many reports and studies that show drivers under the age of 25 are the most at risk of being involved in motor vehicle accidents. In particular, it is the 17 and 18 year old school boys and girls who seem to have this idea in their heads that it won’t happen to them.

The reality is, they’re not invincible. No one is.


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Anti-Gang Legislation

August 13th 2006 14:58
Gangs of New York, the Italian Mafia, the cocaine crews in South America. These are the stereotypical pictures we paint of organized crime networks. We never seem to associate Australia with this picture, do we?

Yet, everyday, gang-related violence is tearing through our nation. The hatred is growing, the people are dying. It is a harsh reality that we need to face.

NSW Premier, Morris Iemma recently announced a major crackdown on gangs and other criminal groups. New anti-gang legislation will soon be introduced to counteract the violence of gang members, rioters and bikies by giving police wider powers and toughening punishment for those who break the law.

Bikers, by Cahilus
www.morguefile.com


Mr Iemma said that a “gang” will be defined as a group of 3 or more people with the objective to commit a serious offence.

The bottom line is, if you assault someone or are involved in theft, expect an even longer jail sentence should you also be part of a gang.

Gang members face 16 years in prison if they assault police and anyone found guilty of recruiting gang members can expect a prison terms of up to 7 years. Further, anyone who contributes to the criminal activity of a gang will face 5 years imprisonment.

The announcement came just days after the clash between two rival motorcycle groups. But it is also said that the laws are in response to last year’s Cronulla riots, something that managed to shame our nation on an international scale.
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The Cleavage Ban

August 11th 2006 08:25
Photograph by Xenia
www.morguefile.com


There is a new dress code in Arlington, Texas and boys, you are not going to like it.

It is now against the law for girls to wear low-cut tops or anything with a “plunging neckline” in the classroom.

And how exactly does one determine whether or not a top is too low-cut? Well, it’s a simple test really. If the area between a girl’s breasts is visible, then you can be sure, she’ll be sent home.

Arlington School Board President, Sherri Wade, says that young boys are getting too distracted in class and are “unfortunately...looking at more than their English books.” It seems all that staring, ogling and drooling that you boys do, has finally backfired.

But it's not just the boys who are angry about this one. Teenage girls are just as mad. The fact is that we have generations of girls being raised by Christina Aguilera instead of Marcia Brady. They are choosing to wear revealing outfits because not only is the world around them normalising it, but also because many of them want such attention from their male counterparts.

I, on the other hand, am a child from the "Saved By the Bell" years. I was raised by Kelly Kapowski who sits right in the middle of the Aguilera-Brady spectrum. I think that girls should be able to express their femininity however they want as long as they maintain self-respect in doing so. And judging by some of the schoolgirls I see around Sydney, I'm not so sure that self-respect exists anymore.

So perhaps such a law is needed not only to assist the boys focus in class, but also to assist young girls realise that life isn't about your rack.

Is such a restriction going to work to the benefit of the education system? Let's hope so. Otherwise, we could just be giving male principals a ticket to a free perve.
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Parliamentarians, Not Drongos

August 10th 2006 09:57
If you ever start up a conversation with me about Members of Parliament, I will probably give you a filthy look and banish you to the corner of the room to think about what you’ve done.

The truth is, MP’s bore me to tears. I have no interest in them. I do not want to know about them. I flick to another channel if I see them on TV.

But today, some Aussie MP’s finally caught my attention.

During a recent debate on technical colleges, Western Australian Senator Glen Sterle was heard using the words “drongo” and “pork chop” to describe a fellow Senator.

The President of the Senate is now being asked to rule on the use of these words when describing an MP. Are these words too offensive?

Hmm...

Off the top of my head, I can think of a lot of words much more crude and insulting than “drongo”, to describe some of our politicians. But I guess the question is, should THEY be using it to describe each other?

Sure, using colourful language can sometimes give a person more character, but when an MP calls someone a pork chop? Well, it just sounds silly.

They are meant to be the intelligent, articulate representatives of our country. And using such words only renders them childish and immature.
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Lips, by Clarita
www.morguefile.com


Just when you thought you'd heard enough about the silicone and the collagen and were breathing a sigh of relief that all the pageant news was over for the year, out comes a new scandal so juicy, I had to write about it.

And this time, it’s about one of our own. Edwina Joyce Nattrass, a finalist in the recent Miss Australia pageant, had to face court today on a charge of theft.

I suppose all the fun in this story comes out of trying to guess what a beauty queen might steal...

Makeup?
Hairspray?
Those undies with the ‘no-visible-pantyline’ guarantee?
Or how about some double-sided Hollywood tape?

No, no. This 23-year-old model from Perth, breaking all stereotypes, stole a good old Aussie pie. In fact, the court was informed that Miss Nattrass stole 3 from the local supermarket, eating 1 and stashing 2 in her bag for later.

Who ever said that models don’t eat??

Miss Nattrass has been fined $300 and has been ordered to pay for the pies.
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Mick Doohan, The Headbutting Hero

August 8th 2006 08:43
Mick Doohan, photo by Gary Watson



For the average female, headbutting is an extremely perplexing concept. And by “perplexing” I actually mean, ridiculous, illogical and stupid.

Two reasons. Firstly, why on earth would you actively choose to put the one thing that encompasses your brain, your face and essentially, the person that you are, in the path of serious damage? And secondly, if you really want to hurt the guy, doesn’t it make more sense to just go in for the full swing? Really boys, I just don’t get it.

Yet everyone’s doing it. The martial arts people, soccer players and even the Grand Prix motorcycle road racing World Champion, Mick Doohan.

He was recently arrested after doing some Zidane-style headbutting at a Darwin strip club. The 41-year-old was subsequently charged with the assault of the club's bouncer and failure to leave a licensed premises after being told to do so.

Today, The Thunder From Down Under was in court pleading guilty to the charges. Doohan’s lawyer submitted that he was acting completely out of character. He apologised on Doohan’s behalf to the bouncer involved and also to the police and the court for taking up their time.

Magistrate Greg Cavanagh fined the sportsman $2,500 but said that no conviction would be recorded because Doohan is “ a veritable Australian hero”.

I was hoping there would be something in the judgement that explained the whole headbutting concept, but no, there’s was nothing...


*the image used in this post is licensed under the GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2. As such, permission is given by the creator of the work to copy, distribute and/or modify the image in accordance with the license.
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The McDonald's Mc-Battle

August 7th 2006 09:27
Photograph by click
www.morguefile.com


I often crave a cheeseburger from McDonald’s. I think it’s the pickle that does it for me. That one kinda sweet, kinda salty, kinda sour ingredient that fuses so well with the mustard and the ketchup and the 100% Australian all-beef patty.

Just one bite can take me on a journey back in time - When leggings were cool and side pony-tails even cooler, and the only decisions in my life involved choosing between the sweet and sour sauce or the barbecue. A happy place, where we gathered for our play dates and had competitions to see if you could suck the lemonade out of the straw with a french fry in it.

Ah yes, back in the day the fast food giant was everybody’s friend and suing it would be like suing your own blood.

My, how the world has changed.

The latest case involving Macca’s concerned a trademark dispute with an intellectual property lawyer in Brisbane. Believe it or not, it was all about being able to use the “Mc-” prefix on some rugby shorts.

Malcolm McBratney, partner of legal firm McCullough Robertson said that McDonald’s had prevented him from using the label “McBrat” on his team uniform. He says that Macca’s was trying to extend it’s rights way beyond what was reasonable.

And he was right. The reality is, that although the prefix is unique to the fast food chain, this does not mean that the right to the prefix used in other contexts, in this case, on clothes, solely belongs to McDonald’s.

Clearly, if it were used in relation to burgers, then Macca’s would have an arguable case. But rugby shorts?

Don’t worry Macca’s. You still have the best pickles in the world.
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Bruce Willis Sues Childhood Friend

August 4th 2006 07:41
 US Army photo by Pfc. Thomas Day
Bruce Willis


No matter how good his rugged looks may be or how wealthy and successful this guy really is, I always seem to find myself feeling just a little bit sorry for American A-lister and tough guy, Bruce Willis. I mean, think about it. His wife of 13 years hooked up with a guy half her age and is now married to him! I don’t care what the Die Hard star might say in interviews, but come on dude, that’s gotta hurt.

And now, to top it all off, a childhood friend has committed the ultimate betrayal by trying to extort the actor. Extortion is about obtaining money or property from another through coercion and intimidation. It is different from blackmail because blackmailers threaten to do something which is normally legal.

So what exactly has this childhood chap done? Bruce Dimattia, who was also a former employee of Willis, has managed to collect a number of private photos and memorabilia belonging to the star during their friendship. He has also started writing a manuscript containing details about the actor which Willis alleges are “all lies”.

Now, Dimattia is threatening to publish the personal information unless Willis pays up to keep him quiet. And I’m not just talking a few grand. This guy wants US $100,000 plus a new car and other items that he so chooses.

The actor has decided to sue this man for damages totalling over US$1 million. Willis also wants all the photos and other private bits and pieces returned to him.

And frankly, I hope he gets it. No one should ever have to be the subject of another’s greed or jealousy.



*the image used in this post is the work of a US Army official taken in the course of the person's official duties and as such is in the public domain.
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The Naughty Girl Scout

August 3rd 2006 10:00
Cookiesandjar, by Holder
from www.morguefile.com


Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to look past the friendly smiles, the bouncy pig tails and the offer of chocolate chip cookies because these physical manifestations of wholesomeness and purity may not be so wonderful after all...

Teresa Wickline, leader of Troop 225 in central Ohio has finally tainted the perfect reputation of the Girl Scouts. She is currently facing a prison sentence of up to 18 months. What exactly did this naughty scout do?

After her troop raised over $5000 in cookie sales and fundraising, she decided to pocket that money for herself and spend it on personal bits and pieces. Parents noticed that cheques were bouncing and that there was only $8 in the account. So they notified police and before you knew it, this scout was no longer her overly enthusiastic, chirpy self.

She has been charged with felony theft and if convicted, she will have to pay back the money and possibly spend a few months behind bars.

How could she do it? That’s what I want to know. She was given access to the funds because both the girls and the community trusted her. It is a part of the leadership training program to teach volunteers how to deal with money that is raised through the various girl scout activities.

Those poor girls probably spent hours annoying the daylights out of the rest of society so they could raise a few bucks in exchange for a dried up cookie. And then their leader robs them of all their hard work!

Shame on you, what sort of example are you setting for all the other smiley faced, rosey-cheeked, cookie-selling munchkins?
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The Penis Case

August 2nd 2006 09:01
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Boy George Gets Community Service

August 1st 2006 06:44
Forget the eye shadow, lipstick and colourful hair extensions because over the next few days, Boy George will only be allowed some gloves, a garbage bag and an unattractive uniform from the New York Department of Sanitation.

The singer, song-writer and 80’s icon will have to sweep the streets and pick up garbage in Manhattan this week as he carries out his court ordered community service. The 45 year old, whose real name is George Alan O’Dowd, is being punished for falsely reporting a burglary in his home to New York Police.

At the time, the police found there had been no break-in but did find a stash of cocaine and charged him with possession. The drug charges were subsequently dropped in exchange for a guilty plea regarding the false report.

On top of it all, Boy George was due to appear in court earlier this year but never showed up. As a result, on June 17, a Manhattan judge issued a warrant for the singer’s arrest.

In addition to the community service, the former Culture Club member had to pay a $1000 fine for wasting police time.

And Boy George’s response to it all?

“I’ve always been a scrubber...”
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National Missing Persons Week

July 31st 2006 07:51
Life is a puzzle - every piece is important - Slogan for National Missing Persons Week.

photograph by Clarita
www.morguefile.com


People disappear for a variety of reasons. Sometimes it is an active choice to run-away and escape domestic issues or financial pressures. Other times, they may be abducted, sold into overseas prostitution and slavery. And in a small percentage of cases, people may be missing due to death by natural causes, suicide or homicide. Whatever the reason, each year an estimated 30,000 people are reported missing throughout Australia.

According to Victoria Police Detective Sargeant Rick Sparvelis of the Missing Persons Unit, everyone has a right to disappear if they want to. And it’s true. There are no laws to prevent someone who actively chooses to run-away from doing so. That act in itself is not a crime.

That’s why this week is so important. The Australian Federal Police have teamed up with the NSW Attorney-General’s Department to launch National Missing Persons Week from July 31 to August 4. They are not only attempting to carry out research on missing person’s in Australia, but also are hoping to locate those who are missing by encouraging them to present themselves to police.

Why would missing persons turn themselves in? The truth is that some of them will not be affected by this initiative at all. But others, who know that there might be someone out there who is worried and upset by their disappearance, will present themselves to police to confirm they are alive and have been located. No details of their location will be revealed to any 3rd parties without their consent. The only information that will be divulged is that the missing person has been located and is thus no longer on file.

If you are a missing person or have information about someone who is, contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.
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A Strange Sexual Harassment Claim

July 28th 2006 02:14
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The Xbox Murders

July 26th 2006 10:08
6 people and 2 dogs were found dead in a Deltona apartment in early August 2004. They had been stabbed and beaten to death with baseball bats. Their bodies were mutilated.

What caused this gruesome murder? What sparked this unbelievable waste of innocent human life?

One word.

Xbox.

photographed by Dalangalma
Microsoft Xbox 360


According to Prosecutors, 27-year-old Troy Victorino was angry with one of his victims, Erin Belanger. She had evicted him from her grandmother’s home and had kept some of his personal belongings including his Xbox video game system.

But instead of requesting for the return of his belongings in a pleasant, gentleman-like manner, he gathered some friends, several baseball bats and indulged in a bloodbath of senseless killings.

Troy Victorino, Michael Salas and Jerome Hunter were recently convicted of first-degree murder. The prosecution are pushing for the death penalty however it is up to the jury to decide whether a life sentence or death by lethal injection is more appropriate. The decision will be made early next week.

This case has made way for public discussion about videogame-related violence. There are some who believe that only those so influenced by the violence in videogames could be capable of committing such heinous crimes. There are others who believe that if Miss Belanger had kept a roll of extra-soft Sorbent toilet paper or a can of Campbell’s chunky tomato soup, the outcome would have still been the same.

I often put forward the argument that videogames are making our children more stupid and aggressive by the minute. So as much as I would love to blame the creators of R-rated videogames for this tragedy, the truth is that in the absence of evidence linking the violent behaviour to the games, these murders can only be put down to the sick individuals who committed the crimes.


*the image used in this post is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 license. The terms and conditions of the license can be read here.
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Tony Barber and Adriana Xenides


For 18 years, millions of young Australians grew up watching and admiring Adriana Xenides. She graced us with her presence every afternoon at 5pm, floating from one side of the tele to the other with elegance and poise as she flipped over a G for Geoff or an F for Fiona. If there ever were a total embodiment of femininity, beauty and confidence, Adriana Xenides was it.

However, since retiring from The Wheel of Fortune in 1996 this nation’s most prominent and loved letter-turner has been living it tough. Not only has the ex-model been battling with depression in the public eye, she is also now facing court over a dangerous driving charge which occurred last year.

In August 2005, the Argentine born beauty was driving her Mercedes when she collided head-on with oncoming traffic. According to police the accident was so serious, both Xenides and the other person involved were trapped in their cars for some time as emergency services attempted to rescue them. Both suffered serious injury and almost one year on, the other driver is still receiving medical treatment for an injured kneecap.

Although she pleaded guilty to the dangerous driving charge, she also put forward the argument that she had a sneezing fit at the time of the accident and was also put off by the glare of the sun. It was for this reason that she lost control of the vehicle and drove onto the wrong side of the road.

Xenides will be facing Liverpool Local Court in early September.
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Miss Universe 2006

July 24th 2006 07:51
Norma Nolan, crowned Miss Universe 1962


She MUST have had plastic surgery! That nose is not hers! How old is she, like 12?

Girls, I don’t know if it’s jealousy or some other intrinsic quality that all females seem to have, but whenever its time for the Miss Universe pageant, we all seem to lose our brains just a little.

So I thought it only appropriate to look into some of the pageant’s "laws", which might help put to rest some of the Tourette-like outbursts one may have whilst watching the show.

1. All contestants must be aged between 18 and 27 by the 1st of February in the year they compete. This has been a requirement since 1993, so no, she’s probably not 12, she naturally looks that young.

2. The pageant actively discourages cosmetic surgery. For example, since 1990, the rules have permitted girls to use padding in their bras as an alternative to breast implants. However, the perfectly chiselled nose or the amazingly perky breasts that you see may be the work of a professional as there is no rule that specifically forbids a contestant from undertaking a cosmetic procedure.

3. Contestants cannot be married, divorced, pregnant or have given birth to a child. The winner of the competition must remain single throughout her reign, otherwise she’d be Mrs Universe and that’s a whole other competition...

4. Contestants can only enter the Miss Universe competition once in their lives. So if your country is severely lacking in beautiful women, sorry, but you’ll have to submit an ugly one.

5. The winner of the competition receives cash and prizes from the pageant’s official sponsors. They also receive a contract with the Miss Universe Organization and are provided with a luxury New York apartment in which they must live during their reign. The titleholder will be spokesperson for the organisation worldwide, must appear at sponsored events and must meet with the relevant charities. Wow. Tough life.

Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza is the Puerto Rican beauty who was recently crowned Miss Universe 2006. Despite the tiny slip-up when she fainted during a post-win press conference (the dress was too tight!) this will no doubt, continue to be the most exciting year of her life as she jet-sets across the globe, mingles with the rich and famous and promotes a charitable cause...

...all whilst wearing the 18 carat, 800 diamond, US$250 000 Mikimoto tiara.

I couldn’t post a photo of her due to copyright reasons but you can take a look at Miss Universe and all the other delegates at www.missuniverse.com

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The Village People Cop Gets Busted

July 21st 2006 01:32
Victor Willis


He was the frontman of the 70’s disco group, The Village People and was married to Phylicia Rashad (Mrs Huxtable from The Cosby Show!). He was a talented singer and most of all, he wore the police uniform well.

Victor Willis had the entire world dancing to the tunes of Macho Man and YMCA, but now the infamous cop could be spending the next decade or so behind bars...

Earlier this year, Victor Willis featured on America’s Most Wanted list. He had a history of drug-related charges and convictions, and in the early 90’s he was acquitted of rape. The authorities had been searching for him for months after he failed to appear in court last year for another drug-related offence.

But then in March 2006, policemen stopped a car in San Francisco for a minor traffic offence. The driver happened to be Victor Willis. He was found to be in possession of 3.23 grams of cocaine and a loaded .45-guage semi-automatic handgun. When the cops asked to see his driver’s license, Willis gave them a fake name and produced someone else’s license. He was taken into custody and now he is facing a long-term prison sentence.

The decision will be made in early September. His defence lawyers are pushing for a judgement that will send him to drug rehab rather than a prison term. They say that Willis is determined to break his addiction but prosecutors say the entertainer will have to prove he is committed to recovery.


*The image used in this post was obtained from the BBC News website and is likely to be a copyrighted work. However, it is believed that use of promotional material for the purpose of reporting news regarding the person in question qualifies as fair dealing under Australian Copyright Law.
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Celebrity Stalkers

July 20th 2006 09:54
Red carpet events. Holidays in the Bahamas. A personal chauffer. The life of a Hollywood celebrity sounds pretty sweet. But behind the glamour, the opulence and the luxurious lifestyles, there is a dangerous reality that most celebrities will have to deal with at some point in their lives.

Madonna
I’m talking about stalkers. From Madonna to David Letterman, Hollywood personalities are constantly on the lookout for those fans who go too far and become dangerously obsessive.

Who could ever forget that time when an armed gunman turned up at the home of well-known comedian, Jerry Lewis and threatened to murder him?

Halle Berry
Or when that young fella who had been stalking Halle Berry for several years decided in his own head that they were in a relationship and engaged to be married?

Earlier this year, Catherine Zeta Jones almost had a nervous breakdown after her stalker not only threatened the actress but also sent her parents an invitation to their daughter’s funeral.

Clearly celebrities need some sort of protection. Sure, they can hire bodyguards and put up surveillance cameras and secure fences around their homes. But at the end of the day, stalkers always manage to overcome these obstacles. So what other forms of protection are there?

Well, there’s always the legal system...

The most recent celeb to turn to the law for protection is actor John Cusack. He says that his stalker leaves him threatening letters, attends his place of work and recently, she even listed his address as her own after an arrest. On Tuesday 18th July, Superior Court Judge Linda Lefkowitz granted Cusack a temporary restraining order against Emily Leatherman.

A restraining order is an order from the court that prevents a person from approaching or contacting the person who is seeking the order. In Cusack’s case, his stalker is required to stay at least 500 feet away from him, his home and his place of work at all times.

It seems that restraining orders have become commonplace in Hollywood. This is essentially because they can provide a good method by which to stop harassment, intimidation and stalking. Depending on where you are in the world, if a defendant breaches a restraining order, they may either have to pay a fine, face a prison term or both.

But of course not all stalkers will be deterred by a restraining order. And that’s when you realise that being a celebrity may not be so great after all...


*the images used in this post were obtained from www.wikipedia.com and are in the public domain.
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The Israel-Lebanon Conflict

July 19th 2006 12:22
Reckless and dangerous actions will only lead to further bloodshed and instability, inflaming an already highly volatile region. - Ibrahim Gambari, Under-Secretary-General for Political Affairs, United Nations.

Under the international laws of armed conflict, States not only have an obligation to respect the principle of proportionality when responding to violent attacks, but they are also required to avoid attacks against civilians.

Yet most of the victims in this ugly conflict ARE civilians. The latest figures show that in addition to the thousands of people who have been displaced and injured, about 250 people in Lebanon and 25 in Israel have been killed so far during the intense violence between the Israelis and the Hezbollah. And whilst countries such as Australia are currently attempting to get their own citizens out of the war zone safely, there are still thousands and thousands of others who are living in this violent hell.

The United Nations Security Council recently convened an urgent meeting at the request of Lebanon, to discuss the conflict and means of diplomatic resolution, if any. Understandably, everyone will have different views on this situation. Here are just a few of those views expressed by the representative members of the Security Council at its 5489th meeting:

Lebanon
The Lebanese government declares that it was not aware of the initial Hezbollah attacks on the two Israeli soldiers, it does not approve of it and it does not take responsibility for it. They condemn Israeli aggression aimed at their civilians and are completely willing to negotiate through the UN and any initiative the Secretary-General, Kofi Annan, may propose.

Israel
Israel’s actions were in direct response to the kidnapping of two of its military soldiers and the killing of several civilians. They are doing the right thing by defending themselves and helping the Lebanese people to achieve democracy. Israel believes that the Hezbollah in Lebanon was also acting for Iran and Syria.

Russian Federation
Retaliations by Israel are causing the deaths of innocent civilians. Similarly, the Hezbollah are inflicting harm on the Israelis. The Russian Federation condemns this violence but also thinks that Israel’s actions are disproportionate. They believe that the Hizbollah should release the captured soldiers and efforts should be made to achieve a ceasefire.

Argentina
All parties need to cooperate with the United Nations forces and the Lebanese Government should do all it can to control the Hezbollah in the south. Further, Israel has a right to defend itself but it has no right to target civilian infrastructure. These are disproportionate responses and they must cease immediately. Argentina also calls on all leaders of the Middle East to help prevent this situation from worsening.

Qatar
Israel is waging a barbaric war against Lebanon. They are disproportionately attacking innocent civilians and Lebanese infrastructure. Both sides must exercise restraint in violence.

China
Both sides have responsibilities: Israel must stop the military action and lift the blockade whilst the Hezbollah need to release the captured soldiers. History has taught us that violence for violence achieves nothing. Diplomacy is the best means of resolving this conflict.

United Kingdom
Blaming each other does not achieve anything. This is a situation that must be resolved through diplomatic means. The UK believes that it is necessary for the Lebanese government to exercise its full authority throughout its territory and take control of the militia.

Congo
The Congo condemns all acts of violence regardless of who committed the acts and what the motive was.

Denmark
Condemns the actions of the Hezbollah but also warns Israel that it must comply with international law in its response to the initial violence. Denmark is especially concerned about Israel’s attack on Beirut airport.

France
Although the Lebanese government dissociates itself from Hezbollah, it must restore its authority throughout the country and in accordance with Security Council Resolutions, disarm the militia. Israel’s response to the situation is destroying Lebanon’s efforts to restore the stability of its nation.

















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Pirates Of The Caribbean Lawsuit

July 18th 2006 08:10
www.wikipedia.com


The recent release of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest has got everyone talking. A little about the costumes, a little about Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom but mostly about how disappointing the sequel is compared to the original.

And yet despite all the negative reviews and criticisms, people everywhere are blindly lining up at the cinemas to watch it. In its opening weekend alone, the movie raked in US$135.6 million. And that was just in the US. The original managed to gross US$653 million at the box office worldwide. Makes me wish I were the mastermind behind it all.

But nope, Jerry Bruckheimer, Walt Disney and Buena Vista International got to it first. Or did they?

A screenwriter known as Royce Matthew has recently filed a lawsuit against the creators and producers for allegedly copying characters and images he claims he created in an earlier work.

Matthew says that in the 1980’s he created drawings and storyboards for a fictional movie about pirates. He claims that certain depictions such as the Black Pearl Pirate Ship are copyrighted and thus only he has the rights to those images. Further, the screenwriter alleges that his ideas were previously pitched to Hollywood producers.

What Matthew wants is an injunction by order of the court, to prevent any further breaches of copyright. If successful, this may mean that particular scenes from the movie could be edited or even that the movie could be pulled from the cinemas.


*The image used in this post is a movie poster and is likely to be a copyrighted image. It is believed that use of this image in low resolution format, for the purposes of review and commentary regarding the film qualifies as fair dealing under Australian copyright laws.
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The Guilty Police Dog

July 17th 2006 10:22
www.wikipedia.com


41-year-old Mary Stone was recently run over by a pick-up truck. No, it wasn’t a drunk driver. And no, it wasn’t a speeding teenager.

It wasn’t even a human being.

As strange as it sounds, the guilty party was a German Shepherd. And not just any old German Shepherd mind you. It was a trained police dog named Ranger.

Perhaps a little too well-trained, somehow, the four-legged creature managed to shift gears in the parked car and drive over his victim as she walked over to her mailbox.

What is most perplexing is how this dog managed to change gears and release the hand brake. Police are currently trying to investigate whether there might have been some malfunction with the gears that allowed the vehicle to be moved so easily.

So who is ultimately to blame for the accident? Well, technically, the policeman who was responsible for the dog at the time can’t be charged with anything because he hasn’t done anything wrong. He left the dog in the car for a short moment and chose to leave the engine on so that Ranger would get some air conditioning. When he noticed the car starting to roll forward, he yelled out to Mrs Stone, but it was too late.

So I guess that just leaves the dog.

And as for poor Mrs Stone? She suffered a fractured pelvis and several other broken bones, but she’ll survive.


*the image used in this post is licensed under the GNU Free Documentation License v1.2 or any later version.
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What do Gemma Ward, Keira Knightley and Nicole Richie all have in common?

It seems these three celebrities have all featured as pin-up girls on websites that encourage anorexia. Believe it or not there is a pro-anorexia movement out there persuading people that extreme dieting is a lifestyle choice rather than a disorder. There are internet sites that are actually publishing memorable photographs of celebrities (such as Keira Knightley’s recent “skinny” shot at the Pirates of the Carribean II premier) and using them as “thinspiration” for their readers.

And you know what I think? I think that we, the people of this world, have officially lost the plot.

What the HELL has happened to us? Are we really living in a world where starving ourselves is an acceptable part of everyday life? Have we completely forgotten that Anorexia Nervosa is a psychiatric disorder and that as a matter of fact, 1 in 5 anorexics will DIE?

I’m outraged that there are people out there who are ok with that. We need to put a stop to this and often I turn to the law for some glimmer of hope in restoring sense into society. But even the law can’t save us this time.

You see, a number of Australian Internet Service Providers are blocking access to Australian versions of the Internet sites. But the Internet is a powerful creature that provides us with a wealth of knowledge from all over the world. That means that our girls (and boys) can still access overseas sites.

At this point in time, it appears too difficult to regulate. And that’s a scary thing. When something as dangerous as a pro-anorexia movement is beyond the reach of the law, then it’s up to each individual to have enough common sense and self-control to stop him/herself from being sucked in to this web of lies.

Anorexia Nervosa is NOT a lifestyle choice. If you think it is, then please, talk to someone about it. The following phone numbers can assist you in finding help in your area:

Lifeline 131 114
Kids Helpline 1800 55 1800
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Prison Break – Aussie Style

July 14th 2006 08:28
www.morguefile.com


On Wednesday night thousands of Aussies were plastered to their television screens for the season one finale of one of the greatest series ever created. That’s right, I’m talking about Prison Break. And although we are yet to find out whether the boys managed a successful escape, the program could not have been more action-packed, more gripping, more shocking. But as we rooted for the criminals to make their getaway, little did any of us know, there was a real life prison escapee roaming the streets of Sydney...

On June 24 this year, a 22-year-old inmate at the John Moroney Correctional Facility managed a break out of his own whilst being given medical treatment at a nearby Hospital. He fled the scene and police had been on the look out ever since.

However, last night authorities found themselves in a high-speed car chase with this young man who was driving a stolen BMW that was spotted on Forest Way in Sydney’s Northern Beaches. A violent brawl and a number of gunshots later, the young male from Werrington was finally recaptured by police.

He has been charged with 23 offences, including the escape from lawful custody. The young man has been refused bail and will appear in court this week.

It's not something you hear about in this country very often. But seriously, who knew?

Who knew that real life could be as exciting as Prison Break?
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A Killer Audition

July 13th 2006 13:38
www.morguefile.com


It sounds like a scene from a teen horror flick, but it’s the real life story of a 21 year old college student who was just following her dreams.

Kristine Johnson, like many young Americans, was aspiring to be a Hollywood actress. So when the offer came up to audition for a role as the next Bond girl in the new “007” movie, she dropped everything and drove to Beverly Hills to pursue this golden opportunity.

But there was no movie. There was no audition. Instead, she was lured into the arms of a killer. Her body was found bruised, beaten and strangled to death. And for years, no one could make sense of this horrific tragedy.

However, authorities have recently pointed the finger at Victor Paleologus. He is currently accused of the killing and will be standing trial in a few months. Although there is no direct evidence such as DNA that clearly links Paleologus to Johnson’s death, there is enough circumstantial evidence to indirectly implicate that he was in fact responsible. More than 5 women say Paleologus also approached them to audition for the Bond movie. They will be testifying in court to support the prosecution’s case. Will this be enough to convince the jury of his guilt beyond a reasonable doubt?

Maybe.

And if it is, Mr P could be up for the death penalty.
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Children Who Kill Children

July 12th 2006 08:58
from www.morguefile.com


Remember the days when working out how to spend 25 cents at the local lolly shop every week was life’s biggest dilemma? When waking up at 6am to watch The Smurfs seemed logical and going to sleep early would make tomorrow come faster? Remember how playing with your friends was the greatest thing in the world? Boy, have things changed.

Evan Savoie was recently convicted of killing his 12 year old after-school playfriend, Craig Sorger. The two were at Savoie’s house with a 3rd friend, Jake Eakin, who was also involved in the murder. They were supposed to be climbing trees, playing games, doing what all kids do. But instead, young Sorger was stabbed to death by a piece of wood.

Savoie is now 15 years of age but was 12 at the time of committing the crime. Although a minor, he was tried as an adult and was sentenced to 26 years in prison. His lawyers are appealing the sentence based on the fact that he is a minor and quite frankly, this really bothers me.

Why do us adults tend to think that children are simply not as capable of committing crimes as adults are? Why do we always seem to rely on this idea that children just don’t comprehend certain concepts so they can’t be held responsible for their actions?

When I was 12, I didn’t know all the rights from the wrongs. I didn’t understand a lot of things and I didn’t even try. But one thing I did know, was that taking away a human life was a despicable crime that no one must ever commit. This is a basic concept that arguably even most 5 year olds can comprehend.

Of course it all depends on the particular circumstances of the case and the idea that this young fellow may deserve a second shot at life. But I still shake my head in disgust. Maybe if he were younger, I would change my tune.

But 12?
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Creepy Lawyers

July 11th 2006 07:31
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told her physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex and she wanted to know what the risks were.

Her doctor went through the risks and said, just take care not to get pregnant.

The woman, absolutely mystified, asked, you can get PREGNANT from anal sex?

The doctor laughed and replied, of course! Where do you think lawyers came from?


If you liked that one, then check out CreepyLawyers because there’s plenty more just as uproarious. It’s a hilarious site full of naughty lawyer jokes and stories about naughty lawyers. From judges engaging in lewd conduct to solicitors trafficking cocaine, there is nothing this site doesn’t expose.

What makes it so entertaining is that the other side of the legal world is explored - the side we so rarely hear about. The side that can make you realise, lawyers and judges are, at the end of the day, only human.

Be warned, the stories are at times shocking, some even unbelievable but all entirely true.

And the best part? As you browse through the site your experience is made all the more pleasurable with the smooth tunes of “Bob Noone and the Well Hung Jury”. Click on to www.creepylawyers.com and you’ll know what I’m talking about...
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Scandal, betrayal and gossip. Drama, comedy and mystery. Wisteria Lane has become one of the most fascinating and entertaining places on earth. How exactly did the idea for the hit ABC series Desperate Housewives come about in the first place? Believe it or not, creator Mark Cherry was inspired by a real life court case involving, you guessed it, a desperate housewife!

In 2002 Andrea Yates was convicted of drowning her children in a bathtub and was sentenced to life imprisonment with eligibility for parole in 40 years. Medical reports showed that she suffered depression after the birth of each of her five children and had become ‘clearly psychotic’ as a result of the pressures of her life as a housewife.

Meanwhile, the man behind the hit series, Marc Cherry was at home with his own mother watching the case on TV when he turned around and said, “Can you imagine a woman being so desperate that she would hurt her own children?” And hence began the idea for a series about the frustrations, complexities and every day life of intriguing, beautiful, less than perfect women.

And as for Andrea Yates? She had her conviction reversed in January this year by the Texas Court of Appeal. It was discovered that an expert witness had provided false testimony which may have wrongly influenced the jury’s decision. She is currently being re-trialled and has pleaded not guilty on the basis of insanity.


*The image used in this post is from Wikipedia and is a posterfor the ABC series Desperate Housewives. It is used to illustrate and review the origins of the series and thus qualifies as fair dealing under Australian copyright laws.
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Complaints About Lawyers

July 6th 2006 07:55
You seem to be a forthright person of good fame and character, said the lawyer to a witness on the stand.

If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment, replied the witness.

So, you think your lawyer is a greedy, dishonest bastard.

Well, despite what the average person believes, most lawyers are good people. They are hard-working, intelligent men and women who base their lives around assisting and representing others. Sure, you might get a bad grape in the bunch, but that’s the same with any profession.

Luckily, there is a mechanism in place to deal with the bad grape. In NSW, the Office of the Legal Services Commissioner receives complaints about lawyers and may either investigate it or refer it to the relevant Law Society or Bar Association for investigation.

A client can therefore make a complaint about his or her lawyer in writing, outlining the alleged conduct being complained of and the particular practitioner it applies to. Complaints can be made at any time but it is best to do so within 3 years after the conduct occurred otherwise the process of the complaint involves a lot more paperwork, time and effort on the part of the complainant.

If the complaint provides insufficient detail, or is frivolous, it will be dismissed without any investigation. On the other hand, should the complaint have substance and investigations reveal there was some sort of misconduct by the practitioner, the matter may either be referred to mediation, concluded by way of cautioning the lawyer, reprimand or by making a compensation order.

In cases of serious misconduct and breaches of the professional code, the Commissioner will commence proceedings in the Administrative Decisions Tribunal. The Tribunal then has the power to strike off the practitioner from the roll, cancel, suspend or restrict the lawyer’s practising certificate or make other relevant orders.

So there you go. If your lawyer really is a lying, greedy bastard, let the Commissioner know. He’ll do something about it
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Jessica Simpson
www.wikipedia.com


It’s official. Newlyweds stars Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are now legally divorced.

In November 2005, the couple announced their split to the dismay of many avid fans who were sure this Southern sweetheart and her handsome beau were a match made in heaven. Remember that moment when Nick gasped as he first caught sight of his wife-to-be walking down the aisle?

Who would have thought that a few songs, a couple of movies and a reality TV series later, Nick and Jessica would be “restored to the status of single, unmarried persons” by a Los Angeles Superior Court? Who knew that after just 3 years of life together, the couple would be filing divorce papers claiming ‘irreconcilable differences’. What on earth does that even MEAN?

Traditionally, parties had to show cause by means of a ‘fault ground’. Adultery or mental illness were common grounds for dissolution of marriage. But in the 1960’s most of the US began using the ‘no fault policy’. That is, you didn’t have to point out that your husband was a lying, cheating bastard or that your wife was a two-faced skank.

In some American states, fault grounds remain but most states now use this idea of ‘irreconcilable differences’ and ‘loss of affection’ to generate the split. The result is that you don’t have to prove fault of any party to the marriage and this probably makes the whole divorce process a little more amicable and a lot more efficient. No more wasting time blaming each other. You just file the matter and split. Easy.

Nick and Jessica have even issued a statement saying they remain on amicable terms.

Of course, in most divorces there are also issues regarding custody of children and property distribution. This is where the real disputes start emerging. Anyone who has actually been through a divorce or a separation, or knows someone who has been through it will realise how messy things can get when you suddenly have to share your children or part with your favourite couch.

Nick and Jessica are yet to split up their property, so it will be interesting to see just how friendly these two actually remain...


*The image used in this post is a work of the US federal government and as such is in the public domain
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A beautiful soul.

Those were the words used to describe Sofia Rodriguez-Urrutia-Shu at her funeral today. The 8 year old schoolgirl was found dead in a toilet cubicle at a popular Perth Shopping Centre last week after she had been beaten, raped and strangled by a young male.

The entire world was and still is both shocked and deeply saddened by her tragic death. When someone so young and innocent has her life taken away so unfairly, one can only feel disgust towards the person responsible.

The young male is currently charged with wilful murder and sexual penetration of a child. These are offences that generally result in life sentences.

The question I put forward to all my readers is this: if convicted of the crime, what punishment do you think would be appropriate?
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Shopoholic Goes To Jail

June 30th 2006 05:00
Leopard Print Stilettos
from www.morguefile.com


My name is Legally Brunette and I am a shopoholic. It was the softness of cashmere and the roughness of tweed that first got me hooked. And now I am addicted.

I love clothes. And shoes. And bags and perfume and lipstick. I find suede irresistible and lace even more so. On good days, I will buy from the sale rack. On bad days, I will purchase anything that’s baby pink, Escada or faux fur. It’s just the way I am. I can’t help it.

However, as dependent as I may be on my daily shopping fixes, I would never steal to support my habit. I work hard to pay for my indulgences and I guess that’s why Bettie Jean Barachie is going to jail and I am not.

Ms Barachie, a 39 year old compulsive shopper from the US has been charged and convicted of embezzling almost AU$3 million from a credit union for whom she worked in order to support her shopping obsession.

Embezzlement is a statutory offence involving the theft of money by an employee who has access to his or her employer’s bank account. However, it is often distinguished from theft because it takes place before the employer actually has possession of the money.

After accessing her employer’s account, Ms Barachie purchased hundreds of shoes, jackets, books, a swimming pool and even a tractor. She plead guilty to embezzlement and the District Court Judge sentenced her to just over 2 years in prison.

What could be worse than that? Well, Ms Barachie has also been ordered to pay back all the stolen money by selling her purchases on Ebay. I’m so glad I’m not in her fluffy pink shoes. I’m not sure I could part with ANY of my purchases. Ever...
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Naked Doctor

June 29th 2006 08:44
A senior surgical doctor at Sydney’s Concord Hospital was recently charged with obscene exposure. Sanjay Warrier sat on a letterbox in Coogee, naked, in broad daylight, flipping it and whipping it and scaring everyone off with it. Surprisingly, charges against him were dismissed because according to Magistrate Brian Moloney, it would not be in the interests of society to convict “ a skilled surgeon” such as Warrier in these circumstances.

Photo by Paul Anderson
from www.morguefile.com


Before you start getting all worked up about it like I did, thinking that if the dude was a ventriloquist, a stripper or a used car salesman, then he might not have been let off so easily, it is important to consider the circumstances that the Magistrate was referring to.

As it turns out Warrier is a reputable surgeon whom his colleagues describe as being of high moral integrity. He is a shy, religious, conservative type and it seems it was just plain unfortunate that one fateful day in December 2005, when fellow doctors organised a wild night on the town, Warrier decided to drink alcohol for the very first time...

Consuming relatively the same amounts as his mates, the effects were obviously magnified for the vodka virgin. He was in fact delirious and disoriented when the cops arrested him. In other words, it seems the obscene exposure was out of his control because he was so hammered, pissed, blind, off his nut, I think you get my drift...

Although I am normally all for punishing psychos who get a kick out of exposing themselves, I must say, I entirely concur with the magistrate’s decision in this case.

Warrier is no psycho flasher. He was simply inexperienced in the drinking side of things and the shame he will have to live with is probably enough to deter him from ever doing anything like this ever again. I hope.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is possibly the sickest, most repulsive, stomach-churning court case I have ever encountered.

Katherine Knight, a 37 year old abattoir worker from NSW, has been convicted of the murder of her de facto husband, John Price, and sentenced to life in prison.

Key words. Abattoir worker.

By Keith Richardson
from www.morguefile.com


Ms Knight stabbed Mr Price almost 40 times. She then chopped off his head and made what Justice O’Keefe has called a “sickening stew”. But the brutal mutilation didn’t stop there. Knight then sliced her ex husband’s buttocks, cooked it on the stove and served it with vegetables as a meal for her victim’s children! And the entertainment for the evening? Their dead father's skin hanging from a meat hook in the lounge room...

I have read about violent murders before but nothing as ghastly and repulsive as this. What on earth was this woman thinking? How can anyone be so malicious? So evil? And to expose the poor children to their father’s mutilated, blood-drenched body is just incomprehensible.

The scary thing is that Ms Knight is currently appealing her sentence to the NSW Court of Criminal Appeal. To use the words of Justice Adams, life sentences are generally reserved for “crimes so wicked...there ought to be no prospect of release.” However, Knight’s defence team will be arguing that their client’s borderline personality disorder was not taken into account in the initial sentencing. This means there is a possibility of reducing Knight’s jail sentence, even if she committed a crime so wicked.

Should she be sentenced to life? Should she be given the prospect of release in the future? The decision will be made very soon, though a date is yet to be fixed.
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She was a Guess model, the 1993 Playmate of the Year and a Reality TV star. She was rising to fame at the speed of lightening thanks to her Marilyn Monroe-like looks, voluptuous figure and flirtatious charm. But then she smooched this cadaver in public and people everywhere started gagging.

Anna Nicole Smith and J Howard Marshall
from www.wikipedia.com


After almost ten years of legal battles, Anna Nicole Smith may be one step closer to getting her hands on the billion-dollar fortune belonging to her late husband J Howard Marshall. Whilst Smith has been claiming that Marshall verbally promised her half his estate once he died, Marshall’s son was claiming that he was the only person legally entitled to the fortune. The pair have been in and out of court so many times with no final decision being made as of yet. However, on June 20 2006, Marshall’s son who was the only person putting up a fight against Anna Nicole Smith’s claim, suddenly died. So if there’s no one to contest her claim, does that mean the busty blonde has finally won?

Maybe. At this stage no one really knows what’s going to happen to the late oil tycoon’s money. What we do know is another court case will be coming up very soon to resolve the matter once and for all.

The funny thing is that we know her as the dumb blonde who stumbled onto the stage at the 2004 American Music Awards slurring the words “do you like my body?” and the bimbo who flashed her boobs at the MTV Australia Awards revealing the sparkling logos on her nipples.

But the 38 year old Texan is the one who will be laughing all the way to the bank when she finally gets her US $1.6 billion cheque.

Dumb Blonde? Not so sure anymore...


*The image used in this post is form Wikipedia and is licensed under the GNU Free Documentation License
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Liar Sentenced to 2 years Jail

June 26th 2006 06:54
Everybody lies from time to time. It’s just the way this world seems to work. Even the most honest of us do it. But I guess what matters is the degree to which you lie and the consequences of that lie on those around you. If you go too far, you could hurt someone. You could hurt yourself. You could even end up in jail...

from www.morguefile.com


Heather Faria learnt her lesson the hard way. She was a former high school teacher from Massachusetts who told a lie to family and friends that landed her a 2 year jail sentence. What was it all about ?

It started off as a little lie about not feeling too well. It ended up being a big fat pile of BS about how she had stomach cancer and couldn’t afford to pay for treatment. As a result, her friends and family raised over $50,000 to help their supposedly sick friend.

Now, you’d think at that point, the little voice inside of Faria’s head would have told her how dishonest, shameful and wrong this was. But no, instead, the 27 year old took the money and pretty much went wild. She went on a holiday, a shopping spree, bought herself a widescreen TV and some very expensive jewellery.

I guess the problem with telling one lie is that you have to tell another few to maintain the validity of the first. If you don’t cover every track, you are bound to get caught. Ms Faria’s mistake was telling friends she was receiving treatment from the Dana Farber Cancer Institute. But the Institute announced they had no such patient, and before you knew it Ms Faria was in court explaining herself to a lot of angry people.

Wonder if any of her friends will visit in her in jail...
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The OC has a Cannibal

June 23rd 2006 08:14
Fan of the OC? The lavish lifestyles, excessive wealth and plastically enhanced Julie Cooper types? Well, here’s a story about the real OC very different from the one you see on TV...

A former school teacher, currently locked up in an Orange County mental ward, has applied to the Supreme Court for an early release. How did he get there in the first place? It’s a sick and twisted story, (even sicker than Julie Cooper getting it on with her daughter’s ex boyfriend) not for the faint hearted.

Albert Fentress murdered a teenage student over 27 years ago. He tied Paul Masters’ body to a post in his basement and sexually mutilated him. And as if that weren’t enough, he then shot the 18 year old twice in the head before cooking parts of his body and eating him. Yes. He ATE his victim. Fentress was found to be insane and was consequently sent to a psychiatric ward.

Now, almost three decades later, he believes he is ready to move up to a non-secure psychiatric unit. His case was supposed to be heard in early July. However, resident psychiatrists protested that Fentress is still suffering from a number of mental conditions and should not be released as of yet.

Meanwhile, all I can do is breathe a huge sigh of relief, turn on the tele and think that Julie Cooper doesn’t seem as screwed up as I thought.


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His name is Khamis Al-Obeidi. He was the senior lawyer defending former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein on charges of crimes against humanity. Now, this father of six is dead. He was allegedly assassinated by Shi'ite militia in Sadr City on Wednesday 21st June 2006. According to various news reports, he was abducted from his home in Baghdad by men dressed in police uniforms before being repeatedly shot and left to die. Al-Obeidi is the third person from Saddam’s defence team to be killed since the trial began in October last year.

Saddam Hussein


I think what shocks me most about this story is the number of people I have heard speak positively of the deaths. It seems that some people believe that if you are going to be defending one of the world’s most hated men, then you should expect to be hated too. I guess this is a huge problem that all defence lawyers face. Not just those who defend former Iraqi dictators, but also those who defend murderers, rapists, paedophiles and other unpopular clients.

It seems that the public simply do not understand how lawyers can act for such people. Is it for the money? The publicity? Is it that lawyers are all tragically born without morals?

Or, is it that lawyers do in fact have morals manifested in their recognition of everyone’s right to a fair trial and in their decisions to defend those characters who are so hated by the rest of society?

Now don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying that all lawyers are saints. No doubt, there are those who are greedy, immoral dickheads. But I also think that sometimes the public forgets that by defending unpopular clients, lawyers are not necessarily trying to get them off the hook. What they are trying to do is to ensure that these people are given a fair sentence.

Indeed, defence lawyers such as Al-Obeidi, have one of the most difficult jobs in the world. The fact that they can carry out their tasks with all the criticism, threats of danger and actual violence that comes along with it, is in itself quite incredible.


The image used in this post is from Wikimedia Commons and is a work of the US Federal Government Department of Defense. As such, the picture is in the public domain.
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