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Legal Herald - October 2006

Crocodiles and Lawyers

October 11th 2006 13:24
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Two crocodiles are sitting on the edge of a swamp.

The small one turns to the big one and says: How did you get so big? We're the same age, we were the same size as kids but you are so much bigger than me now!


The big croc pauses for a minute. Well, what have you been eating?

Lawyers, same as you, says the little one.

Well, where do you catch them? asks the big croc.

Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp, same as you.

And how do you catch them? asks the big croc.

Well, says the little croc, I crawl under a Porsche, wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out , bite 'em, shake the crap out of 'em and eat 'em!

The big croc smiles. Well there's your problem! By the time you get done shakin' the crap out of a lawyer, there's nothing left but lips and a briefcase...
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