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Bad Lawyer Jokes

December 6th 2006 11:58
Really, lawyers are not that bad. Yet they attract some of the worst jokes ever. See below!

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Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

A: His lips are moving.


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a buket of shit?

A: The bucket.


Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

A: Stick his bill up his ass.


Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

A: Take your foot off his head.
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Comment by Daressi

December 7th 2006 13:19
Jokes are excellent !!! Screw the lawyers )

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