A Priest, A Lawyer and A Rabbi
November 8th 2006 08:07
Shark, photo by blondieb38, www.morguefile.com
A Priest, a Lawyer and a Rabbi are stuck on a desert island surrounded by man-eating sharks.
After a while their food and water run out and they are in danger of death. But then, they see an empty boat with a large barrel of water floating by.
PRIEST: This is agony! We must have the water but swimming through the sharks is certain death.
RABBI: Oh, what are we going to do?This is hopeless.
LAWYER: Hey, don't worry. I'll swim over.
After trying to convince the lawyer not to do it, the Priest and the Rabbi helplessly watch the Lawyer swim over to the boat. To their surprise, the sharks completely ignore the Lawyer.
When he makes it back to shore, the all begin talking at once:
PRIEST: It's a miracle! It's a miracle!
LAWYER: That was no miracle.
RABBI: Well, what do YOU call it?
LAWYER: Where I come from, we call that professional courtesy.
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