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Legal Herald - December 2006

Milan Bans The Skinny Model

December 20th 2006 11:42
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The fashion capital of the world has finally decided to set a new healthy trend - Underage and superskinny models will be banned from the catwalks of Milan from 2007.


An agreement was recently signed not only prohibiting young men and women under the age of 16 from parading down the runway but also preventing those with a body mass index of 18.5 or less from participating in future fashion shows.

It seems the Italians have taken the lead from their fellow Spaniards who banned super-skinny models from certain shows in September this year. It also seems that it's only a matter of time before the rest of the world follows the trend with the Brazilians also in the midst of launching a campaign against the use of morbidly thin models.

Even better still, the Italian campaign seeks to implement healthy eating courses for all employees of the fashion world.

And to top it all off, there is also talk about including a range of clothing sizes in the fashion shows rather than the standard American sizes 0 to 2.

Wow, how did this happen? Did Donatella wake up all of a sudden and feel like a cheeseburger? Did Armani suddenly realise that a rounded ass looks much nicer in leather than a non-existent one?

No No. Unfortunately it took several deaths and some serious heart conditions to knock some sense into the fashion industry. Hopefully, that sense will now stay with them for a long, long time.
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Another Prostitute Body Found

December 13th 2006 08:40
Detectives in Ipswich, England are currently facing a race against time as an anonymous serial killer strikes again.

The naked body of a female prostitute was found today in scrubland just a few hundred yards away from Old Felixstowe Road. Her body is the fifth one found in the space of two weeks.

Police are yet to confirm the identities of the last two victims but believe them to be 24-year-old Paula Clennell and 29-year-old Annette Nicholls.

Only a few days ago, Ms Clennell made an appearance on national television speaking out about the earlier murders. She admitted that the horrific news would not deter her from continuing to work the streets because she needed the money but it made her wary about getting into strangers' cars.


She was last seen on Saturday 9 December at 1am in Rendlesham Court.

The police raised awareness of a serial killer targeting the area's prostitutes after the body of 25-year-old Gemma Adams was found on December 2 and just several days later, the body of her 19-year-old friend, Tania Nichol.

Now the murderer has taken the lives of 5 women. Detectives are investigating the matter with urgency so as to put the perpetrator behind bars before he or she strikes again.
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Bad Lawyer Jokes

December 6th 2006 11:58
Really, lawyers are not that bad. Yet they attract some of the worst jokes ever. See below!

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Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

A: His lips are moving.


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a buket of shit?

A: The bucket.


Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

A: Stick his bill up his ass.


Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

A: Take your foot off his head.
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