10 Signs You Need A New Lawyer...
September 29th 2006 06:19
Everyone knows there are good lawyers and bad lawyers. But how do you really know if you are getting your money's worth?
Let's just say if your lawyer displays any of the following signs, it's high time you hired someone else...
These were all obtained from GetAmused.com
1. He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.
2. He tells you that his last good case was a Heineken.
3. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
4. Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniel's to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.
5. Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.
6. Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever."
7. He giggles every time he hears the word "briefs." or Penal Code.
8. He tries to cheer you up by saying how great you look in orange.
9. He claims staring at your cleavage is a necessary part of the "discovery" process.
10. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
Let's just say if your lawyer displays any of the following signs, it's high time you hired someone else...
These were all obtained from GetAmused.com
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2. He tells you that his last good case was a Heineken.
3. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
4. Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniel's to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.
5. Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.
6. Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever."
7. He giggles every time he hears the word "briefs." or Penal Code.
8. He tries to cheer you up by saying how great you look in orange.
9. He claims staring at your cleavage is a necessary part of the "discovery" process.
10. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
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